Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*calls over to Maitimo* Use the cord of the vacuum to lasso him! Then he can’t run from you.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*gives a 'he's right you know' squint that only Tyelko would be able to detect*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I survived unimaginable horrors and emerged from it a better swordsman and general than I ever was before, and you have the audacity to call me a baby?!

*Screams*
MAITIMO IS A BABY!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*gives a 'he's right you know' squint that only Tyelko would be able to detect*

*Notices it*
Oh shut up!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*Screams*
MAITIMO IS A BABY!

*narrows his eyes and tenses himself, shifting to a position where he can spring up at a moment’s notice*

Keep saying that, Tyelko, and you will be dealing with me next.

*turns his head towards Curvo to see what Tyelko is shouting at, looking him over in a quick glance*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*narrows his eyes and tenses himself, shifting to a position where he can spring up at a moment’s notice*

Keep saying that, Tyelko, and you will be dealing with me next.

*turns his head towards Curvo to see what Tyelko is shouting at, looking him over in a quick glance*

That's nenya business!

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Screams*
MAITIMO IS A BABY!

*Notices it*
Oh shut up!

You know what else babies do? They scream. *grins*
So maybe you and Nelyo can be big babies together, Tyelko my dear brother!

Keep saying that, Tyelko, and you will be dealing with me next.

*raises eyebrows*
*decides to sit back and observe a potentially interesting sequence of events*

*turns his head towards Curvo to see what Tyelko is shouting at, looking him over in a quick glance*

*gives a polite smile and a sarcastic wave*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

That's nenya business!

*inhales* What do you— You know what, Tyelko? You’re sounding a lot like Artanis right now!

*gives a polite smile and a sarcastic wave*

*gives a friendly smile in return, his eyes showing concern for Curvo’s earlier odd behavior*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*inhales* What do you— You know what, Tyelko? You’re sounding a lot like Artanis right now!

Yeah I know she told me this before punching me in the face with her ring. Look--
*Comes closer so Fingon can look at his face*
She left a scar too!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Yeah I know she told me this before punching me in the face with her ring. Look--
*Comes closer so Fingon can look at his face*
She left a scar too!

*stands up, but feeling this may be a trap, only steps over just close enough to see while remaining out of arm’s reach*

Wow, she really did hit you good there, didn’t she? What did you ask of her that time? Why she still won’t go hunting with you?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I didn't even say anything! Just said hi and then she punched me!
That's why I thought this nenya business is a declaration of violence and that is why I said that's ---

Keep saying that, Tyelko, and you will be dealing with me next.

Nenya business.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*gives a friendly smile in return, his eyes showing concern for Curvo’s earlier odd behavior*

*nervously sweating, staring determinedly ahead of him*

The onslaught of the thrice-dratted Nolofinwion's ray-of-sunshine personality is rapidly giving Curufin the creeps. It is so obviously intentional and sincere that he truly wishes his half-cousin was trying to get one over him or trick him in some way. That, he could deal with. He would take Findekáno up on such a challenge, confident upon the familiar terrain, and he would pay it back in kind, of course. But no, here there was nothing in between him and those burning rays of friendly concern that almost had him on the brink of sunstroke.

I did even say anything! Just said hi and then she punched me!
That's why I thought this nenya business is a declaration of violence and that is why I said that's ---

Nenya business.

*out loud, voice somehow still entirely smooth and normal, face just a little less so, but still completely put-together*

That is indeed as clear a declaration of violence as any, Tyelko. She had better not darken our doorstep anytime soon, if she knows what's good for her! *he almost spits out the last words, as if his own pride had been wounded by Artanis' treatment of his brother*

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Ya know, I'm kind of on Artanis' side of things right about now.

*revs vacuum*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*screams a bit and hides behind Curvo*
*Frowning*
You always liked our cousins better so say something to make me surprised brother!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*swings vacuum cord like a lasso*

Well, let's think about this for a second. You bit me and then called me a baby when I protested. Finno here has never been mean to me once in his life. And now you're begging me to say something that makes you feel good? Maybe apologize first and then I'll think about it.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

That's how I show love!
*Sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Honestly, do you even know me?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*dodges out of the way when Tyelko shoves past him to run behind Curvo*

Do you also show love by using your younger brother as a shield to hide from what’s coming to you??

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*dodges out of the way when Tyelko shoves past him to run behind Curvo*

Do you also show love by using your younger brother as a shield to hide from what’s coming to you??

*Scowls and pinches Fingon's side*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*Scowls and pinches Fingon's side*

Ey! *twists away from Tyelko’s reach and swats his hand down simultaneously*

*wanting to flush Tyelko out from behind Curvo without getting the latter further involved, he quickly ducks behind Tyelko and starts to tickle him*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

NOT AGAIN!
*Lies down and accepts his fate*
Get your vacuum here Russandol and be done with it.
I shall leave you all after this and tell mom you are torturing me!