Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Aredhel: um...no I made them myself. I have an stomachache after eating them so I suggest to stay away from them brother.(I do have an stomachache...)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Aredhel: um...no I made them myself. I have a stomachache after eating them so I suggest to stay away from them brother.(I do have an stomachache...)

Duly noted. *takes the bucket from her and sets it on a table behind them* Perhaps you should sit down and drink some water or eat ginger to help your stomach. (Sorry to hear you actually have one right now!)

*meanwhile, when no one’s looking, Ereinion climbs up on a chair to the table and sees the popcorn bucket sitting there* *whispers to himself* Needs candy!

*pulls out a box of half-melted M&M’s from his pocket, dumps them in the popcorn, and proceeds to eat the whole thing*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Lómion: Ereinion no!
*Watches in horror,too far away to stop his cousin*

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*watches everyone consuming barely-edible things in awestruck horror*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Lómion: Ereinion no!
*Watches in horror,too far away to stop his cousin*

*looks up, the bucket more than half empty by now* What, you want some?

*holds out a handful with colorful, melted chocolate and discolored popcorn*

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*swipes the bucket away and hides it behind his back* No more of that for you or anyone else, little one!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Lómion takes out a napkin from his pocket and wipes Ereinion's hand and face clean with it*
First Nana and now you? You shouldn't have eaten it! How about this. I'll tell my minions to make snacks for you and you'll promise me to only eat them from now on. All right?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*swipes the bucket away and hides it behind his back* No more of that for you or anyone else, little one!

*reaches for the bucket, his face contorting into a pout* *sees chocolate on his fingers and starts to lick them clean*

*Fingon rushes over and pulls Ereinion’s fingers away from his mouth* Thank you for removing the bucket, Maitimo.

*Lómion takes out a napkin from his pocket and wipes Ereinion's hand and face clean with it*
First Nana and now you? You shouldn't have eaten it! How about this. I'll tell my minions to make snacks for you and you'll promise me go only eat them from now on. All right?

And thank you, Lómion, for cleaning him up.

*Ereinion resists his chocolate being wiped away at first, then complies* *considers Lómion’s offer* What kind of snacks?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

First Nana and now you?

There must be a recessive gene in the family for "Eating Foul Snacks..."

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

And thank you, Lómion, for cleaning him up.

*Ereinion resists his chocolate being wiped away at first, then complies* *considers Lómion’s offer* What kind of snacks?

Don't mention it uncle!
*To Ereinion*
What ever you want! You like chocolate right? What about some chocolate muffins?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Don't mention it uncle!
*To Ereinion*
What ever you want! You like chocolate right? What about some chocolate muffins?

*Ereinion’s eyes widen* Ohh! And can I have chocolate ice cream, and chocolate raisins, and chocolate cookies, and chocolate milk, and chocolate candy, and, and-

*Fingon interrupts, putting his hands on Ereinion’s shoulders to stop him from bouncing in his seat* And healthy snacks. Lots of them.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*Ereinion’s eyes widen* Ohh! And can I have chocolate ice cream, and chocolate raisins, and chocolate cookies, and chocolate milk, and chocolate candy, and, and-

You're going to get a stomachache like your nana there if you keep that up!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Your ada is right Ereinion. How about we have some fruits with it? Do you like bananas? Or strawberries? They taste good with a chocolate dip!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

You're going to get a stomachache like your nana there if you keep that up!

This is why we don’t let him eat sweets often. He gets too hyper. 😅

Your ada is right Ereinion. How about we have some fruits with it? Do you like bananas? Or strawberries? They taste good with a chocolate dip!

*Ereinion tilts his head in thought* Hmm, okay. Can I have a chocolate fountain to dip them in?

Fingon: Absolutely not.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(New headcanon unlocked: the fountain of Gondolin was a chocolate fountain!)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

(New headcanon unlocked: the fountain of Gondolin was a chocolate fountain!)

(Ooh, I’ll bring the strawberries! Oh wait, I’m not invited because it’s Gondolin. Turgon keeping all the good stuff for himself…)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

There must be a recessive gene in the family for "Eating Foul Snacks..."

Indeed... it seems to have come from the father's side, unfortunately. I attempted to make toffee once. I was alone, and I don't know if any of you noticed on the day I did.
When heating and shaping metal, I know what to look for, but the ways of sugar are an unfathomable mystery. When I poured it out, it solidified quickly, but was still perfectly clear in colour. It tasted like... well. Sugar. But I had made an error apparently, as it completely glued my teeth shut on all sides. It was impossible to move my jaw, though I could still speak through it. And as you know, I am quite practiced in talking through gritted teeth, so I don't think it was obvious. Eventually I managed to hide away and pry the industrial-strength toffee from my teeth bit by bit with my fingers, so my jaws weren't stuck together at least. And the remainder melted away over the next few hours.
It was then I decided that I would not meddle with hot sugar again, except at greatest need.


(based on true events )

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

(New headcanon unlocked: the fountain of Gondolin was a chocolate fountain!)

(No wonder Ecthelion was strengthened enough to slay the lord of Balrogs. Forget 'Dutch courage', chocolate courage ftw!)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*gives a nod with an understanding look* I’m curious, Curvo, whatever inspired you to attempt doing such a thing? You don’t strike me as someone who would mess with sugar.

(Wow, what an experience that was, I’m sure! Hope your jaw and teeth were okay!)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(Last Christmas, my sister discovered that you can use carmelized sugar as glue when making gingerbread houses. It is indeed sturdy stuff!)