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And Sam commented "I usualy don't go for foriegn food, but this human stuff; it's pretty good!" while knawing on Bob's leg. Bob ran away with 2 angry hobbits and 7 midges chasing him madly. He ran into a light-pole
 
Sesshoumarou laughed as loud as he could and his face turned red. Bob quickly stole the phial and shoved it in his open mouth, rending him choked. Bob made yet another quick escape, now with hobbits, midges, and choking red wierd people running after him.
 
They all started throwing tomatoes which Bob was alergic too. Everytime he got hit with one he sneezed and broke into purple spots!
 
Sessshoumaru however did not choke....and he followed bob, captured him, and took bob hostage by tickling him with his feather boa???/tail??? (what is that thingy?)

ooc:this is a pic of fluffly so u know what i'm talking about?
 

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Bob burst into laughing so uncontrollably that he scared the tickler away... temporarily. He got up and bought himself a soda
 
It was full of sea monkeys. ..which Bob found to be quite odd so he asked for a refill.

"That'll be thirty-two cents, please." Bob gave them a fifty cents piece and they gave him twenty dollars in change and a stamp.
 
Sesshoumaru was royally pissed off because he did not know his tailish thing had a mind of its own, secondly it ran off and he never got to find out what it really was, thirdly he had no phial of galadriel, and he was broke and could not get a soda. Bob on the other hand was v. happy with his soda and scaring away the tailish thing, and having the phial of galadriel. Sesshoumaru prayed to bruce almighty and recieved evertying he lost ,he also found out that his tailish thing was a...well bruce didnt quite figure that out.
 
And then Stan yelled, "Oh my gawd! Sesshoumaru's a girl!"

And Kyle yelled, "You fruit basket!"

And Cartman yelled, "Pass the fritters!"

And Kenney yelled, "Mmm mmm fmm mm mmk!"

And the My Little Ponies yelled, "The Fraggles are coming! The Fraggles are coming!"

And the Fraggles yelled, "I like potatoes!"

And HobbitGirl yelled, "I am a potato! Or at least I used to be...hey wait! What am I now if I'm not a potato?" She sat down where she was and thought and thought and thought.

And David Lee Roth said quite calmly, intellingently, and sanely, "Come, Wendy, let us jump the hilly brush."
 
At this point, everything stopped, and everyone stood in Suspended animation. Neo and Link appeared, all in black ( of course ) and said darn, the Matrix is messing up....
 
suddenly justin timberlake came in out of no where again and said 'i will put it right'
 
The Backstreet boys sudenly flew into the scene. "Not if I have anything to say about it" said Nick. He then ate Justin's arm
 
Ten arms grew back in its place! Then he sprouted and extra head and two more eyes on the back of his three necks! And his hair started flashing different collors and then we learned the truth!
 
Now, being called a girl Sesshoumaru swore vengance on the entire population...he knew he was beautiful...but he was not girl...niether was he gay...but bob seemed to think he was and began hitting on him.
 
Bob was slapped, and he started to cry. A vampire came up and started drinking his tears. Sesshoumaru slapped the vampire as well. Bob was quite angry that his manners were so horrible and stopped hitting on him.
 
Bob then started swimming across the atlantic ocean. A giant Octopus swallowed him up when he was in the english channel. Bob started to live in there for a while...
 
acutally he enjoyed living there so much he hired an interior decorater and made himself at home with the shabby chic design style.
 
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