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Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 15, 2003

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and he was put in jail where he met Spike, who asked bob,
"have you been seeing Julia behind my back!" Bob responded,
"Who is Julia...come to think of it who are you!" Spike asked Bob,
"ARe you Vicious?" Bob yelled,
"NOOO!"

 

Feanorian

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• Jul 15, 2003

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and then he fell out of the prison onto a floating flower which took him to Mt. Doom where he dropped in an engagement dream that said to Vicious from Julia and he said "what?! Everyones doing it!"

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 16, 2003

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Bob had to find out who this Julia person was? and who knows maybe he would end up going out with Julia! So bob called a private detective to hunt down Julia.

 

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• Jul 16, 2003

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They found her but she shot the detective, took the money, and ran. Bob joined forces with Billy Mac, a detective down in Texas
He knows exactly what the fact's is.
He aint gonna let those two escape justice.
He makes a living off other people's taxes.

'GO ON TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. . ."

 

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• Jul 16, 2003

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but everyone decides they would rather go to a Fleetwood Mac concernt because there have been so many boring 2 hour long specials on them on VH1 lately, they quickly become fanatical groupies.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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So Julia ran to the prison and freed spike and they kissed...happy end...until Vicious came holding bob hostage

 

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• Jul 17, 2003

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Bob was then attacked by the Eagles and the Steve Miller Band and all the other musicians from the generation of Elgee's father.

 

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• Jul 17, 2003

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and Elvis is alive!!!

 

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But seeing as Elvis was Elgee's Grandparents Generation, not her parents, he did not appear in this episode. . .Elgee's Grandmother doesn't even like him!

The Elvis fans were mad because they had wanted Elvis in that episode, so they attacked Journey and the Wheel in the Sky stopped turning.

 

BlackCaptain

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• Jul 17, 2003

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Which caused the 4 Horsemen of the Apocolypse to come down from the un-rotating wheel and spread fire and ash throughout the whole world. It was terrible.

Kane felt right at home though... for once he was happy. He had some tea and started chokeslamming cats all over the place. Elgee got so mad that she saved the world, and tickle-tortured Kane right to hell

 

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a very evil vampire came and then sucked kane's blood and became the most poverful think on earth! no ome could kill him and all he wanted was hell on earth!

 

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but his horrible rampage was stopped by a bouncing ball in the road. a little boy ran out to get it and the vampire sad "awww" but the boy was no ordinary boy but Stuey from Family Guy...He blasted the vampire and invited a helpless Kane in for some RandR.

 

BlackCaptain

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Then when the Vampires back was turned Kane sucked all of his blood, making KANE the strongest being in the world!

But then Kane realised the Vampire was Bob! He tried to save him, but could do nothing! He brought him to Elrond and was all better.

 

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Then they decided there was nothing left to do for the day except light up some Old Toby and break out shots of Ent drought.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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and poor bob being stuck in the middle of this fight he never started! so he crawled in a corner whining," What did i ever do i'm alwasy in trouble and eveyrbody hates me!"

 

BlackCaptain

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Kane comforted him and made him feel better. Bob and Kane were officialy the coolest people in the world now.

Meanwhile Tar and Sesshoumaru got in a fight and divorced eachother

 

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• Jul 17, 2003

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Bob and Kane dethroned Harry and Loyd from Dumb and Dumber as the coolest people in the world but it was alright. So they all got in the dog mobile and went back to Aspen for a reunion.

 

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• Jul 18, 2003

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Bob was just too cool for his own good. So they started to sell Bob Popsicles.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 18, 2003

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Tar pulled black captain aside, hit him on the head saying, "We were divorced along time ago, dumb butt!"

 

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• Jul 18, 2003

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This was too much for him. He fainted into a pool of monkey stew and was eaten by. . .