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which turned out to also be a dream but this time when he woke up people were screaming at him because he had fallen asleep and accidently driven to Mexico instead of Canada where evidently they were trying to go.
He discovered a secret gate that magically and instantaneously transported him to Calcutta. His fortune was made. He set up a business selling trips to Calcutta. Unfortunately no one in Mexico wanted to go to Calcutta, they wanted to go to Istanbul, and a man next door set up another magical gateway that went to Istanbul and Bob lost every bit of his business.
one night bob had Kane switch the two signs so that people thought his door would take them to Instanbul but the week after that a big boom to go to Calcutta came into town and Bob was put out in the dark again.
"CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!" wept Bob. The Enterprise E then crashed next to him and all the crew ran for the hills. Bob looked at the large space ship and a great, money making scheme came into his head.
this idea however quickly vanished when Bob saw a leaf floating in the wind. he followed it through yet another door to the lost city of Gondolin which was a ghost town.......he quickly remember the space ship....brought it to Gondolin and opened a bar/amusement park...the spaceship became the main nightclub.
Then the band started to throw bottles at the customers, which the customers were fine with because they were recyclible bottles and they took them in for the five cents deposit. One of the Bottles, the one that Bob picked up, held a message in it.
"Help!" it said, "I am being held captive in a bottle factory!"
Bob set out to rescue this fair maiden in the bottle factory. Unbeknownst to him, but knownst to us, this was all a clever ruse designed by. . .
Sean Bean, Alex, 006, who was also Harrison Ford (Jack Ryan, Han Solo, Indiana Jones)'s rival in Patriot games, and a generally evil guy, came back as Boromir to redeem himself. ..but he got shot and Bob had to take his place.
Bob started a shop in Fangorn selling chain mail and beaded helmets that were really quite decorative, but then one day a customer cut down a tree outside his shop and the ents blamed Bob. Bob sobbed for mercy, but they stole all his chain mail and used it for fishing nets and went fishing and the mail all rusted.
Deagol's mother who was looking in all the waters of Middle Earth for her son's murderer got caught in the chain-metal. But she still found time to reprimand Tar for bad manners. And who came to her rescue.....Gollum's son..whose mother was........
at this point Lambchop the loveable Sheep puppet appeared as did the little kids who always sang the song on his show......this made Kane........overjoyed and he began singing and Bob popped out of his trance.