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BlackCaptain

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• Aug 9, 2003

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Then jumped off a cliff. Luckily it was only a 5ft. cliff at a Mini Golf Course so he only spent 3 years in the hospital. It's amazing how quickly those elves recover...

 

Feanorian

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and who was the only one who came to visit....................................SAURON!!! Infact he stood by him everynight and some say it was only because Elrond had such a nice shoulder to lean on is why he survived.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 10, 2003

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Tar gave up on helping the poor git and left elrond forever, But she still sent bob to change Elronds' flowers

 

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Tar having nothing to do decided to jog in place....*MEANWHILE* In Rivendell* Orcs and Elves had joined together in an alliance against hobbits and were preparing a march upon Bree after which they would take over The Shire. *What will happen to our heros*

 

BlackCaptain

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• Aug 11, 2003

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They ran away and began building towers in the desolate Southern Angmar. Appearantly they've given up on the digging into the ground gig, and started building above it

 

Tar-Ancalime

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Legolas, commander of the 3rd division said,
"We shouldn't be fighiting those hobbits! We should join them in slaugtering those sob orcs!" the people in the elvish press mouths became agape.

 

Feanorian

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and then ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE NO ITS MANWE...and hes flying drunk....poor guy his career really fell off after the whole Morogoth in the vast gap thing.....what does he really have left to do?

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 12, 2003

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Play simcity?

Manwe was a super simcity player. He was celling power to the guy to the west and water to the guy to the east but he couldn't find anyone to import trash for.

 

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until the dwarves of the lonely mountain contracted him to remove all of the trash they have accumulated since the constant parties started, seeing how they were rich again. one day Manwe was taking a break laughing with some of the high-dwarves around the dinner table and Aule (the valar..not the australian ) came bursting in..."What are you doing with my dwarves!!!" Manwe was scared of Aule because he had a large shovel in his hand which he was going to give to the dwarves for being such special friends.....sounds like trouble in paradise (or Valinor )

 

HLGStrider

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Eru was playing checkers with Turin who was complaining about his lot in life. Eru wasn't all that interested and jumped all of Turin's pieces in one move. Turin was very upset and started to complain to Eru's new cupbearer Bob.

How did Bob get that job? Well. ..I'll tell you. . .

 

Tar-Ancalime

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meanwhile...Legolas was angry that the war abruptly ended, did his best impression of the General patton scowl. Manwe asked Legolas,

"Whats got you all pe-od???" IN a gruff voice,
Legolas grunted,

"Im a pure warrior, and we should be killing those orcs instead of these hobbits...instead of peice...so they call me a nut! Muhahahhahahahh!!!!" manwe just choke slammed Legolas and walked off.

 

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Bob got the job after mending Manwe and Aule's relationship, they put in a good word for him. He was just getting comfy with his new job until......Legalos showed up. He then got all giggly like a little girl and ran up to him and said "Orlando Orlando, can I have your autograph?" and Legalos said "That's the last time I am mistaken with that pretty boy, he pulled out his bow and made Bob beg for forgivness and write "Orlando Bloom is a women" 3000 times on a large black board.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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Orlando then killed bob for calling him a woman

 

HLGStrider

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Fortunately it wasn't Bob but his evil twin Bob, which of course is Bob spelt backwards. . .Bob's evil twin was married to the evil twin of Bob's true love Nan. Her name was Nan which is Nan backwards.

 

Feanorian

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the real Bob thought it was time to get serious with his life and he asked Nan to marry him but as soon as she was about to say yes, Legalos intervened and she asked him for his autograph and he said *in Fonzy Voice* "Ehhh" and they ran off, Legalos looked over his shoulder and said "haha"

 

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Bob, distressed and distraught and in the depths of dispair, went to work in Azog's sensational slaughter house by way of revenge against Legolas who he christened Leggylass. However, the real Leggylass, who was running for governor in California, sued him for quite a sum and Bob had to go on Sixty Minutes to tell his heart rending story.

 

Feanorian

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but John Stote said: Give my a break......and suddenly they were all on main street dancing and singing the kit-kat song..."give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar" and bob was happy and Leggylas forgave him...Azog retired to an Elf-ranch is southern Mississippi.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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Bob and Leggylass got married and lived Happily ever after????

*tar wonders what part of her mind was taken over to say taht*

 

HLGStrider

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"It vas the obdula oblangata. . ." said Dr. Einstein.

 

Feanorian

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"It vas the obdula oblangata. . ." said Dr. Einstein.

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Who had risen from the dead to invoke his revenge upon any and all Dunkin Donut employees.....