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BlackCaptain

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• Aug 17, 2003

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When the 4th movie was aired everyone was mad becaus it was directed by a man named Peanut Jelly (Commonly reffered to as PJ) completely did it wrong. What a surprise. PJ had Kane play the head of the Uruk Hai, and forgot to put Bom Tombadil in the movie

 

Feanorian

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• Aug 17, 2003

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the movie came out 1 year late because of Kane...he thought he had become a big shot with his movie roll which ended in him dying at the hands of Aragorn's unkown grandchild who was a......hobbit?!?!?

 

BlackCaptain

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• Aug 17, 2003

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But Kane came back to life a second time, now seeking vengance upon Aragorn, not the Undertaker! He met Bob and BC on the way and they took a pitstop at an Alice Cooper concert

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 18, 2003

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The colored pencils jumped out of the sinks and began to scribble on the toilet paper. . .

 

BlackCaptain

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• Aug 19, 2003

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And Alice Cooper was sad because the toilet paper was his best friend

 

Turin

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• Aug 19, 2003

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I know this is an off subject post but I can't believe this story is still going, I saw it like last year sometime, I had no idea it would last this long.

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 19, 2003

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It'll last forever! MUHA HA HA!

The toliet paper died a miserable death when Bob used it to decorate Alice's car.

 

Feanorian

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• Aug 19, 2003

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which was parked in neutral before the meteor.....?

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 20, 2003

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Sadly, this meteor hit earth whiping out the whole human race, accepting bob.

 

BlackCaptain

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• Aug 20, 2003

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And then everyone moved to Mars because Earth was now called Bobland.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 20, 2003

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Mars, after some work turned out to be a haven and a trendy metroplis overtook the unsuspecting planet

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 20, 2003

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Bob started a cinnamon tea store and sold tea and crumpets to unsuspecting Englishmen. . .they didn't know the actual cook was his dog, Marty.

 

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• Aug 21, 2003

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who enjoyed jumping around the top of tree tops which were....

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 21, 2003

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blue and green and red and yellow and maroon . ..maroon! When Marty heard that word he was turned into Benjamin Gunn and left to suffer on Treasure Planet, the worst possible way to remake a classic.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 21, 2003

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Adn bob cried, "I want vinila coke u villian."

 

BlackCaptain

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• Aug 22, 2003

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And the vinila coke vendor gave him a Mountain Dew and Bob was more than happy. But bob got too hyper from the Dew from the Mountain and started attacking mars with his fleet

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 22, 2003

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Unfortunately it was only a fleet of Honda Accords, the new kind that could fly and launch surface to air missiles.

 

Feanorian

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• Aug 22, 2003

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their slogan: Cheap and Dependable. This however increased wars on Earth which TADA had re-appeared!!!!! IT was all out war between the Hondas and the Nissans, who will win?!?!?!

 

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• Aug 22, 2003

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Then the ecoterrorists attacked the Hummer dealership causing Rush Limbaugh, the Prator of Pluto, to laugh at them with scorn.

 

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• Aug 22, 2003

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as he was laughing a grape he was eating got lodged in his throat. He died, the whole universe joined in singing a song of lament that went like....