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Tar-Ancalime

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• Aug 23, 2003

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actually since most japanse companies are fragemtns of old Samurai warlords, it was ratehr funny cause they had these samurai guns

 

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• Aug 23, 2003

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So they all joined in a song of lament for Rush Limbaugh, all except Legolas, for whom the grief was too near, since Rush helped him learn to actually express his feelings for a change and get mad at stuff. When the song was over, Legolas grabbed the Samurai guns and made like Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger, shooting out the tires of all the other recall candidates so they couldn't campaign.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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and they all went to church!

 

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Then Bob stepped up to the pulpit and told the congregation, "I will now read from Leviticus 18, Jackson 5."

 

HLGStrider

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• Aug 24, 2003

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Donny Osmond interrupted the party and started singing the soprano part to "One Bad Apple." Micheal Jackson hit him with a tomato and joined the MIB.

 

Feanorian

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• Aug 24, 2003

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but Michael scared all of the aliens, he had to quit and join a rodeo

 

Tar-Ancalime

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the priest died of shock(god rest his soul), but no one seemed to notice while the dance scene went on.

 

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The cat in the hat started to juggle Bob who had been transformed into a fish. Bob sunk deep into a cake and Thing one and Thing Two danced with Sally and I.

 

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until everyone was sucked into an ancient Roman Gladiator fight

 

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• Aug 25, 2003

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Of course, Thing One and Thing Two prevailed. They knocked all the Gladiators to kingdom come but the Kingdom that was Coming was unfortunately Disney's magical Kingdom!

 

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• Aug 25, 2003

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So Bob said--"At my signal, unleash Goofy."

 

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And hand me the hydrospanners!" Han Solo yelled!

 

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Chewbacca took off after Goofy, and since Calista Flockhart had Chewie on a leash, and she weighed roughly the same as a feather, she went sailing through the air after him, while Harrison Ford yelled, "Hang on, Calista...and may the force be with you!"

 

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• Aug 25, 2003

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Then Carrie Fischer decided she was sick of being Leia and wanted to be the Babe from the Blues Brothers. So she blew up Dan Ackroid and ran off with Bob to do some target practice with her knew, hand held, rocket launcher.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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was han sure distraught too!

 

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Just at that moment, Mark Hamill tripped over an Ewok, and his lightsaber cut the California budget. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger didn't have to be the "Governator" anymore, so he devoted all his time and energy to getting Bob totally pumped up.

 

Turin

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And then he died because of bobs dirty socks, but the dirty socks knew better and started running after the potatos.

 

Feanorian

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• Aug 26, 2003

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which got trapped in a giant pressure cooker which was in actuality a portal to the mysterious worlds of....

 

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Orange underwear that drive mowers around all day and...

 

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dance the samba and the mamba to the tune of the labamba with the clicky clacky ticky tack ricky racky micky macky racoon of Katmandu.