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It was nothing compared to the time I got caught in the dishwasher with a load of ferrets, of course, but that's a whole other story...
 
Than in the dead of what used to be night till god sneezed and messed up the earths planetary locations, and than Sauron came with five kegs to throw a party at leia's, she immeaditly fell in love.
 
Fortunately Leia was Bolimic... (Bulimic?)... I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
 
Down down through the toilet pipes went Han and Bob. They were in a sort of state where their minds were separate from their bodies because they did not have any bodies anymore - only tofu. They floated down the pipes in all - that water - and... Ugh... I can't go on!
 
BUT YOU MUST GO ON!!! FOR MILO!!! FOR CELESTE!!! FOR THE PUPPIES!!! FOR DOGS EVERYWHERE!!!
 
EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! Bob felt the impact in his out-of-body state of Elgee's words. They hit him like a canon ball and he felt his very self splitting, breaking apart. I have no idea how Han fared as he was holding onto a very large brown raft. (If I must .)
 
He ended up in the back room of a giant kitchen in a tub of Split Pea Soup. As he was going down for the third time, someone, mistaking him for a fly, plucked him out and put him in a trash compactor.
 
So there was Han being spilt open and crunched by the trash compactor while his close friend (now sworn enemy) was being split apart by a scream from nowhere. Suddenly, a God came down from the planet Vulcan and anounced that it was time to make sense out of senslessness - if that made any sense.
 
Than Spike and Fae came from Cowboy Bebop aided by eddie and the the dog, who ate the pea soup with amazing furvor
 
and the world blew up and the debris scattered everywhere and Vulcan and Mars were the only places left with sentient life... and the Vulcans just sat there meditating... so Bob felt pretty lonely.
 
Than Vicious, mortal and arch-enemy of Spike came to kidnap bob and hold him hostage for 1,000,000 dolars. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
 
But the Grinch's dog Max got in his way when he tried to push the sled over the cliff, so the Grinch threatened to tie Max to a tree. Bob overheard all of this, because he was in one of the Grinch's sacks.
 
then Max, relizing Bob was up there, pushed the sled over himself.
 
Then Peter Lorre skewers Max with a butcher knife and starts to roast him on a turning thing over a toasty fire of men's athletic socks. Bob lands on the fire and frees Max who, though slightly wounded, manages to make E.R. in time and is adoupted by George Cloony. Forever in debt to Bob, Max gives him a scholarship to attend Modern Dance classes at Berkley where Bob has Lorre for a partner.
 
*head begins to spin, computer voice says "welcome to HOllywood"*



Than Al gore sends in Bob, faking him to be a qualified college professer on statistics so he can win the election
 
But when Bob gets there , he finds out he's been tricked and it is really another Harrison Ford's School of Mono-tone Acting. Again, Bob falls to the floor screaming and curls up in the fetal position and wimpers.
 
to which rick from "Casablanca" begins to use bob and harrison ford as moving target practice for pixie sticks
 
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