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And Wonks and Plate Tectonics Geek sat bolt upright in bed and realized they were NOT in Kansas anymore!!!
 
And the clock fell off the wall and landed in the dog's water dish and splashed George Bush's suit with dog slobber. He began to cry and blubber while the Chinese President laughed, "Hahahahaha!!!!!" Wonko and Geek just stared.
 
And then they started to make out...
But Beorn, of TTF moderator fame, came by and made them go off to their own private room away from the blubbering president and the hysterical Chinese Ambassador.
 
The Chinese President announced he was going to bomb Moldova, but Beorn deleted his count so he commited suicide by hitting his head against a watermelon while wearing a leisure suit. Bob was now wide eyed and to make things worse the Guacamoli girl annouced she was going to join herself to Wonko's other hip.
 
And wonko was infinitely pleased because he had not had a girlfriend in..well...pretty much ever. So he delightedly let her claim her place on his free hip and Guaca-Rah-Jay-mole-Girl paraded around the room singing "Down in the Valley".

Meanwhile Wonks the Fox and Plate Tectonics Geek had moved far far away so they could cuddle and talk about volcanoes and continental drift in peace.
 
Which is why the world ended in a huge cloud of macaroni and cheese powder.
 
But you CAN'T forget the Alpine Touch! The macaroni and cheese was covered with Apline Touch - so much in fact that it couldn't be eaten by the family of badgers which lived on the hill next to The Aged-Grandmother's chicken coop.
 
But they did forget the Alpine touch... and that was why Bob was sentenced to live under neath a bridge playing double solitaire with mice for the next twenty years. Wonko felt sorry for him and chose to join him in exile.
 
wonko the BOY that is. Who is NOW referred to as Guaca-Rah-Jay-Mole-Girl because of the two people he has attached to his hips.

Wonks The Fox and Plate Tectonics Geek however did NOT join Bob, becuase they were too busy laughing at Bob, cuddling, and playing a little chess of their own. (All whilst discussing continental drift, mind you!)
 
And one day Bob decided to get a pet cat. The cat ate all the solitare-playing mice, and Bob was free, Free, FREE!!!!
 
So the customer picked him off the Wal-Mart shelf and took him home to sit outside as a scarecrow in the garden.
 
where he sufferd from horrible frost bite, by the end of the winter he had no limbs left and was named Torsocrow
 
And the crows all attacked Bob, but he could't defend himself because he was limbless...and the crows ate him. Poor Bob had died AGAIN. But he didn't go to Nirvana like he had hoped; instead he was reincarnated as a squirrel because he had bills to pay and other unfinished business.
 
However his creditors would not accept acorns as Payment so they sold him to a flying squirel circus where he had to battle the owls wearing a gladiator costume...
 
Unfortunately, during one of his performances he had an unfortunate encounter with Lilo the Clown and had to go to the hospital to get the teeth marks removed from his arms. While there he dreamt of pigeons and cochroaches, and when he awoke he became aware that it hadn't been a dream.
 
The Squirrels had all driven the roaches into his hospital room where they were furiously vying for superiority against the pigeons. Burt was waddling around "Doing the... Piiiiiiiiigeon..." Ernie than ran in with the Boogie Woogie Sheep and Rubber Ducky. They threw Bob into the garbage can where Oscar hid him with the elephants and then sent him to Abu Dabi with Nermal the cute kitten.
 
And then a huge comet that came from somewhere in Pluto's armpit crashed into the Earth and the world plunged into two thousand years of perpetual blackness and everyone fell asleep. Bob dreamed....
 
about pizza with extra ketchup and blackberries... he dreamed that the peaches attacked earth. He dreamed that they were tickling his toes and making him into an Italian Soda.
 
ahh what creamy deligths bob enticed himself in....wait...he's not in nirvana yet...this movie sucks...waste of my cash!
 
So the movie theatre owner kicked Tar out of the theatre for making a disturbance during the movie by throwing her popcorn at the other movie goers. And Bob climbed out of the screen in the form of a hairy spider....
 
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