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Tar went back in, and in seeing the spider said, "YOU FOUL SPAWN OF UNOLIGANT,"She screamed taking a knife at Bob.
 
And Tar was arrested for first degree murder and violation of movie theatre laws. Her lawer was Tom Hanks, but he didn't do a good job so Tar ended up in prison for life. And the ghost of Bob haunted her day in and day out.
 
And Tar went insane from being torchured by poor Bob's torchured ghost. The two of them finally became fast insane friends and they lived in the jail as happy little crickets.
 
Until one day some bug eater tunneled into their cell while trying to escape and ate them...
 
And just when things couldn't get worse the mods moved the thread from Writers to Role Playing and Wonko challanged Elgee over the Weirdo seat... Elgee put the popcorn box over her head and ran around playing "From The Earth to the Moon." She was one of the dogs.
 
as she ran she could not see and ran head first into George Bush surraunded by his MIB,"ahhhh" they yelled in unison and started a personal punch up that the MIB only sat there and laughed as the president got the crap betten out of him.
2 hours passed and it contined...
 
And then Wonko ran off to hide under the table and wonder how she could have a) Let herself get so tall, and b) decided to fall for someone who was totally wrong for her...until she realized that none of it mattered so long as the ducks were happy.
And they were.
So she gave her blessing to their ducky union and went on her merry way.
 
untill one day, the smurfs came out and sang their smurfy song dancing around the dead monkey and weasle while bob got reincarnates as spam. after he got home, the cows ate him and fell over dead from food poisening. after that, the flying monkeys came out and sang 'ding dong, the which is dead...' while jumping on the dead cows. ten, a big glob od dog crap came out of the sky smothering and killing everyone, including the dead cows, who go moo. when the kleen up crew came by, the herd a mooing noise and got totally freaked out that they ran away going 'aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkbbbbbllllaaaaaannnnnniiiivvvvvvveeeeeettttttyyyyyuuuuuurrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' which made no sense whatsoever to bob, who was now a car.
 
And the two ducks of which Wonks spoke climbed into the car to lay eggs and have more ducks and such.
 
when the kleen up people finally got the courage to go back to the car, the ducks were there! the ducks decided that they wanted bob so the killed the kleen up people by pecking their internal organs out. don't ask me how the ducks did this, i guess they are very powerful ducks. after the ducks killed the people, the penguins came down from their spaceship in the hole bob fell down and distroyed everone on the earth, including bob! then fred came out and started laffing at the dead geoge bush laying on the ground curled up like al litte sissy girl with, *GASP* a can of un opened spam in his hand! (*GASP* again)! then fred stole the can of spam and shouted "I'M THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! the geoge bush came majickally back alive and said, "dammit fred, gimme my spam back!" then fred ran away laffing like a little skool girl. then, the secret service came out of the same hole bob fall in and scared the bejeebies out of fred! after that, fred fell down dead because the s.s scared the bejeebies out of fred.(and we all know we cant live without our bejeebies) and the s.s. all laffed and said, "hey....lets go get some coffe and doghnuts....." and the all skipped merrily down the yellow brick road, singing 'We're off to see the wizzard...'
 
Finally Tar escaped taking out her vengance on Elgee for the refusal of her omlets so long ago.
 
And she smote him and ate omelets to her fill until the penguin warlord Mighty Mouse attacked.
 
And the Mighty Penguin was resurrected and fought again for the omelets.
 
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