• Welcome to The Tolkien Forum! Connect with fellow Tolkien enthusiasts and join a community that is over two decades old, and still going strong. We look forward to meeting you.  Register

Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

He dreamed he was back in bed, listening to a lecture on Home Economics by his Bunny Slippers and the Plate Tectonics Geek. They then sewed him into a pillow and hid him under the first base of Anaheim's angel's stadium.
 
And Bob sighed about the glory that is ANY dream that features Plate Tectonics Geek, even if it is just about Home Economics lessons and Bunny Slippers and no snogging is involved to speak of.

But when Bob woke up, cruelly abandoned by Plate Tectonics Geek and said Bunny Slippers, sewn into a pillow under first base of the Angel's stadium he wept salty tears for his misfortune in life and he chewed his way free only to meet with...
 
really the argument wasn't ended because it was a mistranslation (sorry wonks).
 
And then Plate Tectonics Geek slaps Tar-Ancalime with a board and Tar forgets what she was talking about and goes to reassmble broken pretzels in the corner of the room.
 
But Elgee got a job as a sportscaster! There she was happy... the bunny slippers worked with her towards world peace.
 
Originally posted by Tar-Ancalime
NO he doesnt, he slaps wonko...I can vouch for that
Click to expand...

Which meant nothing because a) Tar was already out cold, and b) Plate Tectonics Geek would never slap his beloved Wonko with a board.
 
Which didn't negate the fact that Plate Tectonics Geek would never hit Wonks.

But then Elgee turned into a zombie and bit Tar's neck and exclaimed "I vant to suck your blood" at which point Tar turned on her and said, "You're supposed to be a zombie, you idiot. Not a vampire! You're supposed to eat my flesh not drink my blood!" And Elgee said, "Oh...sorry" wiped her mouth and walked away to re-read the script.
And then Wonks realized she was being stupid and tossed Han Solo to tar saying: "You can have him. Plate Tectonics Geek and I are going to go be deliriously happy over there for a while."
 
And then the Hobbit Girl laughed at all the people fighting over ugly guys and walked arm in arm with her gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart west of the moon and east of the sun.
 
"Ah! Oh! Ag!" cries Hobbit Girl as she is mercilessly beaten by the two mean people. But just in time her gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart whisks her away to safety.
 
At which point Tar and Wonks throw their boards at the retreating couple.

That'll show you to call our men ugly!
 
Hobbit Girl ignored the pain of the flying boards, but what was harder to ignore was the pain of guilt. Finally she flung herself at Wonko and Tar's feet and cried, "Please, please forgive me for calling your men ugly! In fact, that Plate Techtonics Geek is kind of cute..." Hobbit Girl ducked as both Wonko and Tar took a swing at her and ran away into the arms of her gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart.
 
Elgee finished reading the script and went to audition for a part in Hello Dolly. However, they threw her out because she could not sing and in a moment of insanity hired Harison Ford, still dead, to play Horace Vanderguilder.
 
and then ali hackem from Oklahoma began to call wonko his persian kitten because their the ones with the soft, round tails
 
but ado annie and Gurdie Cummings were both enraged and forced eglee into a cat fight.
 
but she cried and made such a fuss that they were embarrassed and turned her over to an albino hamster. The hamster took Bob as well and made him run on his spinning wheel.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page

Similar threads

Fanfic The Sculpture and the Willow
Replies
0
Views
733
Server Room Gremlin
Fanfic One Man In The Shadows
Replies
8
Views
3K
Tyelkormo the Fair
Fanfic One Life For The Sake of The Rest
Replies
2
Views
1K
Tyelkormo the Fair
The Eyes of Tolkien
2
Replies
38
Views
7K
Eljorahir
Fanfic And You Made My Words Take Flight
Replies
0
Views
812
Tyelkormo the Fair
Menu
Log in
Register
Cookies are required to use this site. You must accept them to continue using the site. Learn more…