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Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

OOC: Ok guys and gals... let's stop talking about ourselves. This story is about Bob...
IC:
Suddenly Tar, Elgee, Wonko, and the Hobbitgirl disappeared and went to live in their own private dreamworld, Tar with Han Solo, Elgee with Aragorn, Wonko with the Plate Techtonics Geek and a few guys with accents, and Hobbit Girl with the green eyed fellow.

Bob was tossed about on the ocean. Suddenly the Red October serfaced beneath him and Alec Baldwin yelled out "VOTE DEMOCRATIC OR I'LL MOVE TO BRAZIL AND SEND TURKEY VULTURES TO STALK YOU!"
 
he said, "NOOOOO, I cant be lax on my morals, those democrats dont even brush their teeth"
 
OOC: Plate Tectonics Geek IS a guy with an accent...and besides, I want only him...can you change your character write off a bit so that it's true!? *feigns righteous indignation*

IC: And Bob smiled revealing row upon row of perfect teeth, and said, "But us Republicans we're the picture of dental hygeine!"
 
And then the Republicans did their victory dance and made the Democrats eat lard and sing show tunes.
 
Linedancing democrats singing show tunes is not a pretty sight so Bob fainted. When awoke Hillary Clinton was turning him on a spit above a fire of old white water documents. Bill was nearby talking to Princess Leia about a personal matter.
 
When Bob started screaming he shouted: Oh my god! Not again!!!

And Bill turned and said, "Hey! I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!" as he jerked his thumb in Leia's direction.
 
Leia sniffed. "Of course he didn't," she said. She then hit him over the head with her brother's light saber and ran off with an Ewok.
 
then jobob came running on and wondered where bob was. then, she saw the carred remnants of bob on a smoldering stck nearby. jobob was hungare, and bob did look good.....10 minutes later, when there was no more bob left, jobob realized that democrats were in the room. jobob got out her toothbrush and started to brush her teeth. all the democrats sawand started aying in unison, "AAAAHHHHHH! I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HER!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!" and the all melted into a large puddle of democratic goo. then a water buffalo came out and went moo. after billy-norman, the water buffalo, went moo, he decided whe wanted a drink.....and there WAS the democratic goo....5 minutes later, there was no democratic doo puddle.....to say the least.. then jobob went "YEE HAW! GIDDY UP BILLY-NORMAN!" and the trotted merrily out, just in time to get away from the celebrating republicans moshing to motzart.
 
And then a girl walked into the room, who slightly resembeled Wonks but who wasn't Wonks because this story is about Bob, and Bob began to hit Wonks with a board, and then all sorts of girls came on from all over the place some of them English some of them not, and began to hit Wonks-Alike with boards too.
 
Bob cried out in fear "I'm surrounded by wonks lookalikes, I wish that I was alladin and could call them off with my genie"
 
Bob, who was alive and dead at the same time having been eaten by Jobob and also being present to wonk the wonkers. He watched that watcher watch watching that bee.
 
The bees attacked with mercy. They were the perfect bees from the placeyou'veneverbeen before, the perfect island surrounded by the perfect storm you can only get through in the perfect boat if you leave on Wednesday at 5 am..

OCC this and Vischnitavasnorkel I am borrowing from some boys I know with mental problems...
 
where the mayor's wife can faint and her dutiful husband they mayor will always catch her...

*based on pesonal expirence*
 
Then one day the Mayor's husband missed which set off a chain reaction which made the island start to sink into the sea while Sebastian the Crab sang with Rikki Martin.
 
then, out of nowehere, the whale came up and swallowed rikki martin and the world rejoyced...even the salsa in the bottle made with fake tomatoes grown in the 'secret' labs that 'nobody' knoes about was very gleeful....if that's even a word....after the tomatoes were done being happy because they got eaten, george bush came out and said, "ATTACK SUDAM!!!! ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTTAAACCCKKK!!!!!!!" and so, the military, along with bob, went out and attacked sudam. thus causing sudam to fall out of his chair in the clouds and doing a faceplant onto the ground below. it wasn't the falling for so long that hurt sudam(for he rather liked that part), but it was the sudden stop and the loosing the bejeebies that hurt him, then, adventually killed him(because we can't live without our bejeebies.HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!)then george did his patented 'happy dance' and lived happily ever after.
 
or so CNN told us...

but what really happend was...bob was dreaming, iin his dream George bush came and said..."REgister for the draft!"...bob thinking george was God did. and they caught saddam, but since the lawyers had their way Saddam died in an insane asylum on an asprin overdosage/
 
Then in the land of Goshen Ramses II ran into the Nile. He was eaten by a crocagator who was Saddam reincarnated by the evil Jimmy Hoffa god. Hoffa and the muppets got together and rebuilt the Pharos of Alexandria along with the teamsters.
 
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