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Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

no matter how good that sounds...IT NEVER HAPPEND!

what REALLY happend was...

bob woke up in his own home, with Christina aguleria preparing to leave, because she spent the night. After her failed music career she resorted to becoming a prostitute.
 
And as Christina began to run out of the door without collecting her payment, 32 of the Wonks look-alikes appeared and Bob told them that out of a cross-section of English and Forum females an astounding 67 percent hated her (the original).

Because she was evil.

And then they all got run over by a lorry.
 
Alas, that was propoganda led by Britney spears...and so it was not true

did I mention

No matter how good it sounds...IT DID NOT HAPPEN
 
it was a paradime shift, he doppleganged himself to time bob reality.
 
That was why the dogs began to howl at midnight. It was not because Lord Caravan was struck down by the Mummy's curse. It was not because of that sneaky little guy sneaking around. It was not because Bob was throwing Christmas ordaments at the Grinch.
 
It WAS because he had opened his mail and found that a four hour phone call overseas is quite expensive, and it WAS because he woke up shivering because all his blankets had been eaten by termites in the night, and it WAS because he couldn't get any sleep for being so completely infatuated with a girl we shall call Daisy. Because that is her name.
 
but REALLY all the previous explanations were wrong and bob was getting a massage by the plate tectonics geek.
 
Which outraged Wonks because Plate Tectonics Geek would never do that because he's completely faithful and devoted so she thwacked the person who accused Plate Tectonics Geek of massaging someone else with a board.

And then Bob got all excited for a fight and started frothing at the mouth and shouting, "ELENDIL!!!"
 
and then they all got run over bya truck full of crazed penguins that escaped from the mental hospital just down the road. the penguins were foaming at the mouth and screaming "LORRY!!!!"
 
but sadly nothing of the sort occured...and OJ simpson made friends with a six foot midget.
 
And then Professor Higgins appeared from the wings and began to lecture on graduated income tax and the joys of having an all you can eat combination Hot-Dog/Chinese Restaurant Buffet just down the street from him.

And then a crazed woman with dark hair who can't sing came and thwacked Wonks with a Halibut.
 
Higgins was then attacked by Liza who through him off the cliffs of Dover... his last words were the rain in spain...
 
"Ooh," said Marrion the Librarian. "That's got to hurt."

She then ran off with Bing Crosby and started a Disco Club. Frank Sinatra bombed it.
 
And then HobbitGirl gathered up the herring and halibut (and some blue fin tuna, some yellow fin tuna, some clams, and a few octopus tentacles for a salad) and started a stupendously grand Sushi Bar on the corner of State Street and 7200 South. But the diamond store that was already on the corner of State Street and 7200 South rebelled and a huge war broke out in which many people were trapped inside the building with people throwing diamonds on one side and sushi on the other. Everyone got caught up in the fight, including Bob, who was on HobbitGirl's side and was throwing sushi at the diamond people. This was all very dissapointing for HobbitGirl's gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart, who's sushi was impaled by several very large diamonds which made the sushi taste bad when he ate it.
 
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