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And a troupe of British neck monkeys skipped over to Elgee and started jumping on her back.
 
It wasn't the best massage she'd ever had but it wasn't the worst, so she decided to stay there instead of go to Bulgaria with Gil-Gilad.
 
Then Benjamin decided that the phrase, " I think there for I am" was false, and that everybody was in a dream. No worse, that everyone was living in a matrix on a world controlled by supercomputers, and only Bob could get them all out of it. Unfortunately, Bob WAS out of it, lying on the floor after another two liters of 95% scotch.
 
And when Bob groggily came to he said, in a gorgeous English accent: "It was SO not cocaine!!"
 
Elgee then walked away and picked lotus blossums for the king of Egypt... wondering how Bob had developed a British accent after being born in New Jersey.
 
And then Elgee shook the Etch-A-Sketch on which this story was written and realized that it didn't say "BOB" it said "Plate Tectonics Geek" which explained everything.

And then Bob looked at Tar's thought bubble...and wondered if she realized "visade" was not a word, and wondered if she meant "facade".
 
They were attacked by a bunch of dictionaries! Red dictionaries. New dictionaries that recognized the word Gellies...
 
Bob attacked Wonks and Elgee for constantly appearing in his story!

Die!

Evil creatures!

The dictionaries got into an arguement about whether one should say have or got.
 
He spread himself with butter and waited to brown... He got a very nice tan but was then eaten with cream cheese.
 
He did the twist with Ranger Doug... which was incredibly scary.

Now while they were twisting someone snuck up and pulled out a machine gun while Frank Sinatra tried to sing "My Kind Of Town." He didn't win an Oscar, however, so he left, and everyone hit Big Jim.
 
and fae said to spike, "you told me when I came here to forget the past, and there you go running back to it! DOn't leave!" and she kissed him
 
Little did she know that Spike was really an evil Talaxion from the Talaxions main city Talaxburg on the Planet Talax. The past he was trying to forget was the mass murder of many innocent Talaxes. Which is actually the plural of Martians.
 
And suddenly everyone morphed into Raidiohead's Karma Police video. You know the, cartoon with the fat Russian man who gets his limbs cut off with a chain saw?

And Bob gazed around in wonderment and said, "Planet Telex is an EXCELLENT Radiohead song off their album The Bends. Mmm...The Bends..." And he lay on the floor to enjoy Radiohead properly, because as everyone knows the best way to listen to Radiohead is while flat on your back and as close to the floor as possible.
 
Bob was eaten by the EarthWorms from Tremors and transported within their stomachs to Mongolia.
 
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