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The Great Lord of the Ridiculous Story hits WONKO WITH A BOARD!
 
My life is getting completely out of hand Bob realizes. I'm always falling everywhere. I'm going to space were I'm never falling, I'm only drifting in a certain direction. So as Bob fell he managed to etain escape velocity and launched himself out of the earths orbit, there he joined Rogue squadron and helped Luke desrtoy the Death Star, only to find out that the Old geezer called the emporer was his father, so he joined the dark side and spent the rest of his exsitence in space gambling with Jaba the Hutt and arguieng with George Lucas.
 
Lucas sentenced him into the void where he played Checkers with Morgoth and then got vaporized for cheating.
 
And when he looked over he saw ANOTHER Lucas.

This was the Lucas from Empire Records, and he said commandingly, "In the immortal words of The Doors: The time to hesitate is through."
 
and he watched as he realised he had to walk all the way back to america where he wanted to go
 
But he didn't walk all the way back because he didn't want to go to America because America is pants and England rocks.

And so he stayed in Coventry and went about parks and things early in the morning/late at night and put his head in stocks and things.
 
lol stocks took me ages to get that one, ya no hes not in merry old england!

He realised that england is pantser than he thought no matter what a certain Fox says to he made for America again
 
But half way there he realised he didn't have his Green Card so he went back to England where SOMEONE SUPERGLUED HIM TO THE FLOOR OF THE OLD COVENTRY CATHEDRAL AND HE HAD TO STAY THERE FOREVER!
 
but he hated it so much and wondered how the certain Fox knew so much about England?! and turned into the incredible Hulk because he got so enraged and ripped up off the floor, and jumped really high and fell again! but where would he land?
 
Right back in Coventry.

Why? The answer is Gravity.

And then he realised that Fox knew so much about England because she had been studying very hard for her emigration entrance exams.
 
well then Thôl had a bright idea he thought hed change the exams so that Fox didnt have live here and get ****ed of the shear pantsness of it!

he fell so far and fast the he fell through the earth and fell into China and he cryed coz he wanted his native america!
 
Bt were their is a will there is a way, so bob willed himself to America, and puff!, there he was, Skieeng on the slopes of Copper Mountain in Colorado. Bob didn't like skieeng, so he stole a snowboard off a kid and enjoyde himself for the rest of the day. He then sang the Star Spangled banner, and "Courtesy of the Red,White,and Blue" which is an awesome song that he heard on the radio. he decided he would NEVER go back to Limey land, aka England, ever again.
 
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