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Then Bob and the priest got into an arguement over the devine rights of turkeys.
 
because the priest believed the turkey was equal to man, but bob believed in shooting them at point-blank range with a shot-gun
(ill change this if it is too gratuitous (sp))
 
ooc: only turkey rights groups would complain...

IC: Then Bob was mobbed by the Turkey rights group who tarred him. They would've tarred and feathered him but to feather him they would've had to hurt innocent birds. Then someone told them that tar was a natural substance too so they had to scrape it from Bob and put it back in the Tar Pits. Then they covered him in toliet paper, but that comes from trees... finally they gave up and launched Bob from the top of Mt. Etna.
 
LMAO

he fell AGAIN and hit every rock on the way down

(sorry this sux im not good with the jokes like Elgee here)
 
The Nuns picked him up at the bottom and took him to a hospital where they gave him a free fruit cup. Bob loved his fruit cup. He loved the pineapple. He loved the cherry on top. He really loved the grapes.
"Never leave me, fruit cup!" he begged. "I love you more than life itself!"
 
so the fruit cup turned round and said "i'll never leave you bob, eat all the fruit you like"
 
...tears of utter joy, so he jumped outta bed, but wasnt mended yet so he fell over and broke his back again and spent more time with Mr/Mrs fruit cup
 
Bob loved his fruit cup... but one day it was all gone. You can't have a fruit cup and eat it too.
 
exactly he learned a very big lesson just then so he got up and walked out the door into...
 
the arms of Brunhilda the bearded lady. She had been following Bob for sometime.
 
"I'm with the CIA, buster," she scowled. "We've been watching you for sometime in connection with the Death of one Buffy the Chicken Vampire Slayer. It seems her tractor trailer crashed outside of Pheonix and you used to own a kennel there."
 
indeed i did it was my humble aboding at one point u tryin to say im a tramp?!
also the whole chicken killing thing was self-defence!
 
"Leave that to the jury," she slung Bob over her shoulder and hauled him into an armored truck filled with angry Buffy fans.
 
there they beat him about the van and no-one could help him not even thae wiered tiger he met
 
The ruckus in the truck was so bad that the truck toppled over and rolled down a cliff they were near. Bob was flung out the back and got caught on a branch. He watched as the truck exploded at the bottom of the cliff. What will he do now?
 
He took some chalk out of his pocket and started playing tictactoe on the cliff's face with a little bird. The little bird told him all sorts of interesting things... like how to suck an egg into a pop bottle.
 
Then the bird got a siezure and died. Then Bob grew wings and started flying when he was hit by a delta airplane.
 
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