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Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

I HATE THIS STORY,, cried Bob. I'm always getting hurt. So he cuaght a concorde to neverneverland, but crashed in Middle-Earth half way there. Finally he journeyed to the house of healing in Rivendell, there Elrond awaited him.

Elrond: Well done my child, you have found your way here, but I'm out of Efelas.

Bob: Fefales?

Elrond:Kings Foil

Bob:No i don't have any foil.

Elrond: EFELAS!!!

Bob:Efelefasefl?

Elrond: Its a weed!

Bob: I stopped smoking that stuff years ago, and if you think your going to hook me on it now, then your wrong! This isn't a house of healing, this is a dope shop!

I'm disgusted elrond.

"Elrond grabs the shards of Narsil"

Bob: HEY!, Back off! What did I do? then Bob trips and falls down, down, down....
 
till he reacched the bottom of a bottomless pit...The diets were there

Diet:Bob, since you have died over millions of times we are deciding to leave you in this pit, were tired of ordering new life.

Bob: I didn't expect to die so much!

Diet: and nobody expected the spanish inquisitoiin either!

*crashes as a whole is made in the pit*

Cardinal Fang: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! our chief weapon is suprise, surpise and fear, fear and suprise!

Cardinal 2: *underbreath* you forgot to mention fannatical devotion to pope.

Cardinal 3: *under breath* and...wait...we got it all

Cardinal Fang: Okay, okay fine, lets start this over...
 
Bob decides to take his chance and dash through the hole while the spanish inquisition takes its tole on the diets.

But just seconds after that he trips and falls, falls, falls......
 
than he wondered how he could fall in the bottom of a bottomless pit...wait...i'm confused...
 
And so is Bob, but this is a totally ridicoulus story, so bob kept falling.

Finally, Bob realized that if this was INDEED a bottomless pit, that he would never get out again. What to do, what to do...
Bob wondered.
 
He carried on wondering until he hit the bottom. Where he met Margaret Thatcher.
 
"hi she said im the evil primeminister of this hole and ima send my fellow country men on a stupid mission to take over a chumpy island that don't belong to us anyway"!

(there is symbalism here)
 
To which Bob felt he had to correct her. The island did infact belong to the place she was prime-minister of before the people who sounded an awful lot like Bargentians decided they wanted it.

Margaret Thatcher slapped him.
 
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

he turned around and said but you stole it off of the Bargentians first which makes you the badies again!
 
Then a big candy cane hooked down and pulled Bob up into the sky... up up up...
"This is a nice change," thought Bob... Then the cane broke.
 
And then guess what happened? Yes, that's right, he began falling. Down and down and down until, suddenly, he hit the ground again. He was going to talk about an island with Maggie again, but she'd magically dissapeared. He then set about finding a way back up.
 
he used the shards of the broken candy cane to climb back up which took...
 
he couldnt shake the shards of coz they were so sticky so he fell back down and the bees followed
 
He unraveled and was made into a sweater by Jon Arbukle's mother... Garfield scratched him!
 
While alll this was happening Bob was wondering. If all the countries in the world gave back everything they had ever taken, then we'de all have to go back to living in cave's, which bob didn't like, since he didn't like caves, since cave's often have hole's in them, and Bob fell down holes, and..

On and on and on the story goes....
 
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