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Tar-Ancalime

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bob said, "I know it drives you insane! Look at its victims!" hes aid pointing to tar, elgee, and otherrs

 

HLGStrider

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DON'T LET IT DIE! IT MUST NEVER DIE!"

Bob begged. "Please don't kill it..." Bob melted into a puddle of warm butter.

 

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which was soon eating by a madagaskan(sp?) lemur

 

Tar-Ancalime

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that decided the riki tiki tavi was like the coolest thing

 

Lossen Vana

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And while he was with Riki Tiki Tavi they booked a trip to austrailia. Where bob got turned into Steve Irwin.

 

HLGStrider

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Bob was confused because he didn't know off the top of his head who he was...

 

Lossen Vana

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Then he started to yell "Crikey" and try to get bitten by poisonus snakes.

 

Wonko The Sane

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And he screamed.

 

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the loud scream of an evil Genius

 

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Aulë

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Then Rambo came along, and did the world a favour by pumpng Steve Irwin full of lead.
A herd off kangaroos came hopping by, and carried Bob to the top of Ayers Rock, and made him play the didgeridoo.

 

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and this didgeridoo turned out to be a large pipe full of tabacco,

 

Aulë

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To which Bob said to the kangaroos
"Is this Old Toby?"

 

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*for which he was boxed to peru*

 

Aulë

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And he found a shriners hat

 

Tar-Ancalime

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but in all honesty he felt deprived of his own personality and arranged a meeting that would send him to the begining of the story so he could find his personality

 

Lossen Vana

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And so he found himself falling down a hole again.

 

HLGStrider

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NO!" he begged. "Not the hole! Not the hole!"

Then he landed in a feather bed which was being bounced upon by a herd of kindergarteners. They mistook him for Elmo.

 

Lossen Vana

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Then Snuffy came and ate him wanting to be in the spot light.

 

HLGStrider

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Bob met a pack of Gremlins in Snuffy's stomach and started a rock band... they were out of sight, man...

 

Lossen Vana

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Outta site till the docters operated and let them out of Snuffys tummy.