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Ecthelion

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• Jul 23, 2002

• #101

Then Bob awoke again, and he had woken up from his dream that he woke up in and found his house empty, but his car had indeed blown up. Then he stepped through a black hole and fell down, down, down. When he reached the bottom he said "I need to find some breakfeast."

OOC: If you don't get it read the first post

 

Elbereth

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• Jul 23, 2002

• #102

Taking a seat at his breakfast table, Bob pours himself a bowl of cheerios. He is happily eating, until he hears a tiny voice below him.

He looks down at his cereal bowl to find a tiny man swimming about, gripping onto a cheerio as if it were a lifesaver.

 

HLGStrider

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• Jul 23, 2002

• #103

"This is not my day," Bob sighs as he swallows the little man and several of his minture compatriots. However, this was a really bad idea, because someone enlarged them a few minutes later.... Bob swelled like the good year blimb.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 23, 2002

• #104

than bob was attacked by invisible leprechauns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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• Jul 24, 2002

• #105

Who took his drivers license and went to New York.

 

Elbereth

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• Jul 25, 2002

• #106

So Bob followed the invisible leprachauns to New York. Searching every single Irish pub in the city...he soon gets word that a band of invisible leprachauns were causing a riot at the Copa Cabanna on 42nd Street. He goes to the Copa to investigate.

"Huh...that's weird." Bob says to himself.

At the Copa he finds the leprachauns salsa dancing with unexpecting guests...However, Bob is forced to wait at the door...because he does not have proper identification to get in.

 

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HLGStrider

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• Jul 25, 2002

• #107

The Leperacuans, being invisible, turn on a CD player and sneak out the back door without anyone knowing the difference.

Bob follows, using his specially set phaser to unmask them. They are the same Lepercauns that Seven of Nine unmasked preforming medical studies on the Voyager crew.

They lead him to the dock where he is shanghaied and forced onto a trawler bound for Catmandoo.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 27, 2002

• #108

for some reason the leprechauns are on board with bob....Than the Leprechauns came out of their disgise....and in reality they were...Valley girls...bob shrieked in horor as they took out thier make up kits and tied him up and....began to put makeup on him

 

Elbereth

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• Jul 27, 2002

• #109

When they are finished giving Bob a makeover, they show him the mirror...and lo' and behold...he looked just like a leprachaun!!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bob in fear.

 

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• Jul 27, 2002

• #110

He then struggles wildly, breaking one of their nails. They all start screaming. Bob jumps over board, swiftly sinking under the cold dark waves.

The Valley Girls get used to their loss and go to see an N'sync concert.

Bob lands on the bottom in a secret air pocket where he can breathe with ease. Around him the electric eels form into neon signs, advertising the nearest pub. Taking his bubble along, Bob goes to this watering hole.

 

Samwise_hero

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• Jul 28, 2002

• #111

At the pub Bob meets a wise old eel, called francis. They started talking about old legends of the sea and how the wise old eel used to electricute them when they fell overboard in pirate attacks.
(Sorry if it's crappy, i'm new at this)

 

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• Jul 29, 2002

• #112

The wise old eel than exhibited his powers to Bob who stumbled ashore and got a job testing lightbulbs.

This is where he met Zelda... the girl who's life he lit up...

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #113

and bob....dies

 

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #114

The funereal was well attended. There was a group of leperacuans, lots of rabbits, a fox, a bunch of moles, a Druish Princess, all the Harrison Fords, and two Valley Girls... along with assorted others.

 

Elbereth

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #115

Then suddenly Bob pops up from his casket. Everyone screams in shock and fright.

"I'm not really dead. Honest!"

 

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #116

So they kill him again, just to make sure he's dead.

 

HLGStrider

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #117

OOC: Cool name, Aslan...

IC: Well, Bob is catapulted into the after life where he finds himself swimming in a bowl of fruitloups with a toucan named Joe. Joe gives Bob a dirty look and tried to drowned him.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #118

and bob died again but he took a hindu turn and became reincarnated however he had bad kharma and was riencarnated into a worm

 

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #119

Fortunately he was a Glow Worm and he got a steady job in California.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 31, 2002

• #120

and as a glow worm some california punk ate him for a dare...than he was reincarneted and still was bad and became a paramecium