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• Jul 31, 2002

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OC: catch the amazing LOTR reference


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Then one day Bob is crawling along the ground and he sees a foot about to crush him. Could it be Zelda?, whose light he once lit up. He screams to her in wormish and she looks down at him. She says, surprised she knows any of the worm-tongue, "Bob? Is that you?......."

 

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oops the story passed me by while I was writing my post! We need a story-rescue!

 

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• Jul 31, 2002

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than the daftness of our last poster whose insanity must be not as bad as elgee's and mine is suddenly erased by an evil sith lord who was once a cool jedi

 

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• Jul 31, 2002

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Bob becomes a mix between a Paramecium and a Worm and Zelda takes him home in a petri dish. Unfortunately also in the Petri dish is Bob's rival for Zelda's affections who suffered a strangely similar fate, having died and been reincarnated as a mix between a mayfly and a single celled creature. The duke it out...

 

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cameras surround the place...it's like fight night in vegas....and the lights go out because of a pinch lit off by one of oceans 11's men and then...(yes thier is more)...the petri dish gets knocked over...and they get stuck to the bottom of brad pitts shoe as they begin to leave vegas...(why do I want to be bob,to be stuck to brad pits shoe)

 

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Then someone asked Brad if he has a light. Being a gentleman, he takes out a wooden match and starts to light it on his show. "What's this, he cries!"

 

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than bob crawls up brads leg...(o la la...I really want to be bob)

 

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• Aug 1, 2002

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As Bob craws up brad's leg he cries out 'It's like a forest in here'. As he becomes enveloped in Brad's overgrown leg hairs.

 

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Than brad notices in itch on his leg and starts hitting bob until bob dies as a paremecium reached Nirvana cause he was a good boy

 

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• Aug 2, 2002

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In Nirvana he meets a former scorpian named Icabod who had had similar problems. They get to know each other and become fast friends. Then one day Icabod climbed into the Dali Lama's sleeping bag and gets himself into big trouble.

 

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• Aug 2, 2002

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but bob comes and rescures him, than they go on a night of drinking and passion in Nirvana.

 

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• Aug 2, 2002

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It was the best of times... it was the worst of times...

 

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Bob begins to narrate to Ichobad. When Bob is on page 100 of "A tale of two cities" in his narration Ichobad is now sleeping his drool falling to the floor

 

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• Aug 2, 2002

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A police man enters and arrests Bob for the murder of the still very alive Icabod. Icabod is the primary witness. Of course they all are dead...

 

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• Aug 3, 2002

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Bob seriously questions the police intelligence level and finds out thier in leage with attn. Gen. John ashcroft!! Than Ichobad wakes up and tries to convince the police that he is alive but since everyone in Nirvana is dead anyway how can Bob be charged with murder?Wow as an active participant...this is illogical...insane

 

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• Aug 3, 2002

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Bob is dragged off when Janet Reno comes in and wants to have a duel with Ashcroft. Then the Nazis all force their way into Nirvana and kidnap both Bob, Ichabod, and Reno... There goes her campaign...

 

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• Aug 4, 2002

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Than the Harrison fords come to save Bob, Reno, ichobad and kill all the nazis

 

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• Aug 4, 2002

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Bob is offered a movie contract. He travels to Hollywood where he meets Richard Dryfus and a few more Harrison Fords. They all get together and go out to Chucky Cheeses where they are all attacked by a giant rat. Bob hides under a layer of plastic balls in that toy thing with all the balls.

 

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• Aug 5, 2002

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Than as bob watches the rats tear appart the harrison fords. The rat is nearing to attacking harrison ford as han solo ewoks begin to throw rocks at the rat and kills the rat.

 

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• Aug 6, 2002

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Bob captures an Imperial Chicken Walker...accidentally shoots Leia...