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Epilouge

OOC: Elgee, do you really want to end this?

Seeing that the Final Farewell To Bob was approaching, a ghost in the manifestation of a Shakesperian actor walked between the fabric of the dimensions controlled by the Diets, the stage on which the Epic Tale of the Lives and Deaths of Bob the Great had been told. He came to center stage and spoke.

"It appears our tale is coming to and end. Therefore I will give the Epilouge as it was ordained in the Beggining of Time, when the Diets shaved thier heads and swore to uphold justice and peace in the multi-dimensional space-time continum. In accordance with the Prophecies." He cleared his throat. "Bob was a great....whatever he was, but whether Elf, Man, Dwarf, Hobbit, Maia, Vala, Diet, Rabbit, Deer, Harrison Ford, or Magdalainian he was Great. He did many things in his lifetime, and deathtime, and other lifetimes and deathtimes. Most of the things that he did and happened to him no one understands, not even the Diets, but we do know that he was one of the Great. If he was not such a pestulence at the same time that he was a blessing to Space-Time, the Diets would have made him a Diet. But the best they can do for him is to blink him out of existance. He will always be remembered, though, as the one who did so many crazy things not even he could keep track of them, and as the one who made us dig up the darkest dreams of our twisted imaginations. We shall never forget Bob. Honor to Bob, greatest of all RP characters!"

Confetti streamed down from nowhere, and the Shakesperian ghost bowed. He exited, and the lights went dim on the stage of Bob's existance.

Then Bob said, "Wait, I'm not dead yet!"

*thwacks Valdarmyr on the head*

Pippin then shot Bob dead with a sniper rifle, and Bob was then buried.

THE END.

Bob woke up the next morning in a coffin with a headache and 3rd degree burns.

This time instead of shouting and drawing murderous attention, he quietly tunneled out of his grave and popped up in Figi where a doctor bandaged him and he lay in the sun all day drinking Mai-Tai's and Pina Coladas.

Wonks, what part of "The End" don't you understand?

Then Bob was attacked and eaten by an army of Chuds.

..his mangled remains where then tossed into a witches cauldren where she cast a spell that if he should ever come to life again he would be slowly and painfully nibbled to death by ducks...

Bob took off in the Spruce Goose with Howard Hughes to go by some Squeeky Cheese at Tillamook. It was very cold and rainy so he went to the Air Museum, traded the Goose in for a Corsair and took off to fight against the Wizard of Oz.

Unfortunately his plan failed. He sighed and went home. He put his feet up on his cat and started humming 'Home on the Range'. He took up a mandolin and threw it in the fireplace. But that opened up a secret passage, so Bob filled it up with macaroni and cheese. He sat down again but the couch came out under him and he was in a spaceship. Cool! He flew the spaceship to Mars and met a martian and said hello. The martian shot Bob with a teleporter ray and he went flying through time and into the future. There, he was put in jail for the murder of Amanda Bynes. A monkey came from the Gaurd's pants and spat in Bob's face. Bob broke through the bars and into the mote...

And was rudely surprised when he discovered that the moat was filled with concentrated Hydrochloric Acid!
Bob dissolved into nothiness, and was NEVER seen again.

The End

(My God! I'm turning into Tar!!! )

And so Bob was confused. Why were people continuously wanting to end his life? Was it something he said? Something he did?

then he randomly apeared in lewis carrol's Alic in wonderland FAR away from all people that would do him harm. for some reason a red-eyed duck was following him.....

...the demon duck ripped him apart and Alice found him later on and screamed really loud....

The mods swept in like a cloud of locust and corrected an inappropriate post so that the game could continue. . .horray!

and the lord said unto moses: Thou shall do my wonders with thou's staff

and moses said, "woops! Sorry God, i lost it awhile back while tending the sheep"

ooc: whats this bible rp now??

"you damn ingrate!" God said and stormed off...

Moses opened up a miniture golf course and gave away free lollipops to the first hundred customers. However, these lollipops were laced with mind control toothpaste. The poor customers became obsessed with cobras. . .the sports car, not the snake. . .

Pharoh said unto moses, "I will make your people build the mountain of gods at your park!" and he was like (moses) "hell no ramses let my peple go!"

Then crazy ol' Elgee reappeared, weilding a sniper rifle.
"I shall get you, my pretties, revenge shall be mine!!!" she cackle hysterically.

But wait, Elgee had forgotten to buy gun oil, and lo, to fulfil the prophecy, she went back to Billy Bob's Gun-O-Rama, and in the meantime (in between time), Moses took Bob up unto the Mount. And thereth, the Lord sayeth unto him that hath dieth so many times, "Bob, I this day create an 11th Commandment. Thou that is called Bob shalt never die again." But alas, it was just a dream, and Bob woke up. And for some strange reason, 'cause he was still kinda in a dream frame of mind, Bob said to no one in particular, "I shall now read from Ecclesiastes 10, Jackson 5."