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And then a talking sausage-dog called Duschinka came along and told Bob that this is a Light-hearted story, and that religion ought not be brought into it.
Duschinka then took Bob for a ride in his U-Boat to the seaside.

Sorry, bout my post.

IC: The boat sank and bob was forced to swim to shore. When he arrived wet, he sat down and started to play Cranium. Bob, put away the game and headed towards camp Sasamat. There he went to sleep under a canoe. He awoke in the morning to find three small spiders in his mouth. He spat them out and ran screaming into a totem pole. A bear found him and ate him. Although again Bob woke up and found himself in bed. "I getting really sick of this dying, then waking up in bed thing". So Bob decided he would never leave his bed. So God poured hot molasess on Bob. Bob had to leave the house. Unfortunately, he found he was in a different house. And there was the bear from camp. "Somebodies been sitting in my chair". Bob, realised he was dressed in girl clothes and he had a blonde wig on. UH OH thought Bob. He ran up stairs and out the window. He landed in a frying pan and thought, Now this is ridiculous...

The trolls picked him up and gazed at him hungrily. They were about to eat Bob when a police man rushed in and arrested Bob for murder in the 42nd degree. It turns out that Bob had once knocked a rock down a hill and that rock had spooked a butterfly who had flown to hide in a nearby swamp and was there devoured by a friendly frog named Alf. However, this had been a poisoness butterfly and Alf died a miserable death. His smelly carcass had been deposited in a nearby ravine when a young girl tripped on it, knocking down another rock ontop of an SUV. The suv unwittingly took the rock to Dover where the SUV crashed and went off the cliffs. It landed next to a shark who ate the tires and developed a serious case of hicups.
The hicuping shark swam to Atlanta and went up river to go to a Braves game. However, once there he started hiccuping so badly that he ruined Chipper Jones's swing and the ball flew up over the foul zone, hit the moon, and caused the earth's tides to alter dramatically.
When this happened John Smith was unable to go to the beach so he stayed home and watched "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but was so annoyed by it that he switched to Fox news where Bill O'Rielly was talking with Bill Clinton. The Shepherd Smith came on and since he was so undeniably handsome John's wife fainted. She tipped over a plate of hot greese which burned through the floor and made the house catch on fire. Their pet Chiwauwau was killed and the blaze and the police, after serious investigation, discovered it was all Bob's fault!


(hey, at least it is long!)

He went into the fridge to get a glass of milk, but then.... OH NO, he forgot, HE IS A BOB! and everyone knows that bobs cant drink milk when they have dreams that they die in,SOOOO bob decides that he should drink the glowing stuff in the sink, and yes he turned into P-chan from ramna 1/2. then he sat there for the rest of his days eating ramen......

Then Roxie Hart and Velma kelly began tap dancing in the middle of the chaos

Then Roxie Hart and Velma kelly began tap dancing in the middle of the chaos. Then INuyasha stole Bob's ramen and kagome sat him several times. Miroku strode in to find Sango so he could feel her up.

Then Godzilla appeared and ate the trolls and the police man and all the Raman.

And inuyasha swore to take revenge on the lifting of the ramen, he used bob as a shield.

then the ace of spades had shown up to paint the hearts white, but the white rabbit told him he was late for the poka in valhalla...... But then Odin informed the group that Ragnarok was upon then...

Which of course he wasn't and Thor fell into the Raman due to this disinformation where he was quickly beset by Zues and Jupiter at the same time. . .which was very confusing considering they were the same person.

and Ryoga got hopelssly lost in all the chaos, and found himself stuck inside a bonsai tree being taken care of by ed.

And Ed grew a third arm and started to feel up the plant while talking to his new guest.

Ryoga and the Bonsai tree were very cocerned and wondered what on earth ed was doing to them.

And Ed messed up the entire route and had two weeks worth of overcode and the people threatened to kick Wonder Bread out but didn't because Rob came back, and he is such a great Wonder Bread man.

Then Jet came and saw what happend to his Bonsai trees....needless to say it was ugly.

Meanwhile....

Miroku and Sango were begining to have a heart to heart discussion followed by a very WAFFY moment, BUT miroku had to feel Sango's rear and that was totally spoiled.

During this strange snippit...

Inuyasha and Kikyo were caught making out together by Kagome, Kagome was devestated. Inuyasha wondered why?

Also happeing during this scene...

Shippo began to russian dance on Sessomaru's head....wait thats Rin on Sessy's head!

That was just too odd. . .Somebody in the back row fainted.

"KUKUKUKUKUKU! that was my evil plan to make you all confused!" Bob said while he was being chased down by Kenshin.

Egwene and Elayne were very confused by all these Japanese names, and decided they would rename everything in a Wheel of Time fashion. Soon Hobbit Girl's name was changed to Hobbit da'Mirei, and this made her very angry. She asked her gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart to do something about it. The gorgeous green-eyed sweetheart talked to Rand, but Rand misenterpreted him. Rand just went crazy and called down lightning to destroy Arad Doman. Darn Domanis, they deserved it, with thier skintight see-through clothes. Yuk.

"NO YOU DONT!" said bob, "WE like funny japanese names more!"

Then Bob screamed "LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!"