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Rangerdave dancing the polka, clad only in his underpants!
"Ack!" cried the old lady, "My eyes have been soiled!"
 
RangerDave spots the turnips on the road

"Mmmmmmn, food!" he cries and hungrily chomps away, (well he's a Ranger, they don't get much to eat...)

The old lady blindly walks away, unable to see and wishing to retrieve her sight, hopefully to see more pleasant things, like kittens, daffodils, poppies blowing in a field of wheat.

She walked on down the street, a sign at the side of the road read:
"Lost your sight after a freak incident involving a half-naked Tolkien forum mod? More common than you think! Step inside for free treatment!"

Unfortunately, she couldn't see this and walked straight by, however, 5 miles down the road a kindly wizard offered to help her by using his amazing new magic.....
 
....Ketchup Bottle.
"Just stand over there, old lady," he said, " And I'll giving you a good squirt of this sauce."
The old lady hesistantly complied, and was quickly covered in a thick layer of red paste.
 
"Now that's just wrong," frowned a red head who was growing a beard and looked like a deranged pirate. . . in fact, it was a pirate of the carabian from treasure planet and Captain Ron shot him with a rocket gun pickle.
 
Which was really a cucumber. And it hit Pamela Anderson in an overinflated mammary extension and she said....
 
And Aulë said: "Well it is- Webmaster is shutting down all TTF RPGs!"
 
And Wonks replied, "No he's not he's just having all NEW RPGs be started in the new place. He said we could continue the current ones here if we wished."
 
Then Aulë replied, "No, Ciryaher said that all RPGs should be finished as soon as possible, and if they don't appear to be finishing in the near future, they should be abandoned."
 
And Wonks said, "I spoke to Cir personally and he said we could finish them up here and take as long as we wanted."

HAH!
 
Hmmm, this can't be all that bad....
Geez I'm hot....


*Turns Wonks into a Japanese Whooping Llama for called me stupid*
 
"T'sup dudes? Hows it hangin' in da house? I'm off to da West Side!" said Aulë before 'she' was attacked by crossaint-weilding French people!

Meanwhile in Japan....Llama has become the favourite food of millions....
 
Wonks whopped Aulë back to a male and sent him to Sibera. Then she whopped Japanese people til Aulë changed her back!
 
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