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Which sent a staple straight into his head... so hes running around screaming, "How could you, he was a nice parakeet!!" while blood is gushing from his head...
The Ginger bread house thus melted into a a very twisted smore, with chocolate, marshmellows, grahm crackers and gummy bears. Bob brought a sample of this to the local candy store.
Then Bob went to his house and his mom was making him Ginger Bread cookies. He was even sadder. He ate the cookies anyways. He went outside and everybody was running in a marathon. He decided to just start running with everybody
He didn't look where he was going and ran straight into a brick wall. He saw stars (mainly Elvis and Harrison Ford who were tango-ing) and then blacked out. He awoke in the maternity ward of the hospital, and heard a doctor announce, "Congratulations! Twins!" Bob screamed.
She was Bob's long lost sister! No wait. . .it wasn't. . .It was his long lost sister's evil twin! Bob did not know this however, and greeted her warmly and brought her a new mercedes.
But no! Bob grabbed some flowers that magicaly sprung from the ground and threw them at Darth Forker, sending him into the world of Blind people! Bob made a quick escape!
He jumped out of a window and landed in the back of a garbage truck that was owned by a secret government agency located deep in the Sierra Nevadas. . .An agency designed to design new agencies and stop all tv sitcoms from taking over the world!
A random bystander shook is bald head and commented to his other bald friends, "Eh, young people these days, they move to fast." HIs bald friends nodded.
Bob started running insanely until he entered another room, looking like a bar or pub of some sort. Everyone had really long hair, and ferrets were running around yelling strange things at eachother... "You're a mean **** breath!" "No your name is stupid!"
Bob continued running when he discovered they were playing limbo and serving Pinya Coladas in the corner