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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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Yeah well you were not born without that hand so yeah he does have both hands!
Umm...Tyelko got a bunch of your hair from your pillowcase when I asked him first
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG OKAY!
He nearly splashed Tyelko's brain on the wall...also! Surprise! Your brother does actually have a brain he just doesn't use it very much!
 
Yeah well you were not born without that hand do yeah he does have a hand!
True! But now I'm jealous, and sad that we can't regrow my hand 😭

Umm...Tyelko got a bunch of your hair from your pillowcase when I asked him first
Wow, thanks a lot, Tyelko. 😑 Some very loyal brothers I've got.

Surprise! Your brother does actually have a brain he just doesn't use it very much!
This, I already knew...

Say, if there's this evil clone of me running around, I wonder where he is?

*a tall, shadowy figure lurks in the distance, slowly drawing closer*
 
I....these things have e'er been unspoken of until now....I had ne'er known...

*slips to the ground*
 
...Aredhel, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk later about the ethics and dangers of cloning.😳🤣

Hopefully this evil clone doesn’t go around soiling Maedhros’ good name. That’s the last thing we need right now...

*glances around, keeping an eye out for him*
 
Yeah, I've decided I don't want to be cloned again, if the first one is evil!

*Evil Clone arrives, glaring at everyone and smirking*

Evil Clone: So, this is the one whom you all think is superior to me? The true version of me? I must say, I'm disappointed. He's all scarred up and is missing a hand, which proves that he's a loser! Pathetic!

Maedhros: Wow, are you guys sure he's actually a clone of me? He's a major jerk! What the heck went wrong in your experiments, Aredhel?!
 
*Celegorm runs into the room panting*
Here you are!come back here you're not supposed to be seen!
*Sees everyone staring at him,looks at Aredhel*
Um ..is there a chance that no one has seen him?
*Aredhel glares at him*
They all know...I just asked your brother for more of his DNA so I can make another one! Maybe this time you try not to spit in my samples!
*Turns to the clone Maedhros*
Sorry man, it's time for you to go back to the lab!
 
And as you already know
*Points at Celegorm*
It's his fault that my clone turned evil,his DNA was mixed with Maedhros hence him being such a jerk...he can't pretend to be Maedhros anyways...he has two hands! See!
 
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Maedhros: *turns to Celegorm, horrified* You mixed your spit with my DNA?! Bro!! No wonder that clone is evil!

Evil Clone: Oh no! I am NOT going back to that lab! If you all want me to go back to being your little experiment, you'll have to FITE ME! *draws a sword*

Maedhros: How very undiplomatic of you. You were clearly more influenced by Tyelko's nasty spit than by my nice DNA.
 
*Aredhel turns to Maedhros*
He just happens to be as smart as you! We've been look for him for such a long time! Even Huan couldn't find him!
*Turns to evil clone*
Yeah well you just happen to be failed experiment, either you come with us or we'll have to get rid of you!
*Celegorm glares at Maedhros*
Hey! I'm not as bad as him! I don't run around hitting people with a bat!

*Maeglin hit the evil clone's head with a rock and he drops to the ground*
No one draws a sword on my mama and lives to tell the tale!!! Let it be a lesson!
 
*pulls out sword, but it's rubber* Okay, who took my sword and replaced it with a rubber one?!

*Evil Clone passes out on the ground*

Welp, okay then-- nice work, Maeglin! Though, now I'm kind of insulted that you're saying he's as smart as me, Aredhel.

And Tyelko, don't pretend you didn't drug up an army of racoons that one time and unleash them on that one rival hunter dude you know!
 
*Maeglin beams and runs to hug Aredhel*
*Aredhel picks him up*
Well done penneth!
*Turns to Maedhros and Fingon*
He IS smart,I said even HUAN could not find him!
And to answer your question I think it was Adar...he was afraid you and Finrod might get a bit violent here so he changed your swords!
 
WHAT?! Does he have any idea how dangerous that is if we're unarmed and we don't know it? Somebody could attack us (and almost just did!)

*Yells into the distance* Hey, Nolofinwë, wherever you are, give us our swords back!
 
Celegorm:I have no clue what you're talking about,that idiot kicked one of the baby raccoons so it's family came to get revenge
*Turns to Maeglin*
Hello little mole! Nice job, you're becoming a grown man!!!
 
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