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Oh, no... I knew I should have never left the 1 star review on Yelp for Thangorodrim...It’s nothing personal. A word of advice: Next time you fill out a survey about your experiences staying somewhere, make sure the data is protected. You never know who might be out there trying to steal your information. I’m not saying I did that, but just a warning.👀
What is our mother's favorite color?
Nice try, stranger, but her favorite color is the glistening white of marble!Easy. Red, of course! Red hair, Fëanorian red…
Perhaps not, even though they deserve every bit of it. Also, that comment you left them was hilarious, in a scathing sort of way!Oh, no... I knew I should have never left the 1 star review on Yelp for Thangorodrim...
I- I knew that.Nice try, stranger, but her favorite color is the glistening white of marble!
Well, my experience there was NOT hilarious, let me tell you...Perhaps not, even though they deserve every bit of it. Also, that comment you left them was hilarious, in a scathing sort of way!
Well then, is it settled now that I'm the real Maedhros and this she-elf is a stranger and an impersonator?*Aredhel raises eyebrow*
Then you should have said it!
Exciting is one way you could put it, I guess? I mean I'd describe it as more horrifying and traumatizing!Your life is SO much more exciting!!
Wow, I'm deeply disappointed in all those modeling agents who fell for it then... that's pretty embarrassing...And, you’re easy to impersonate on a shallow level with the red hair. It got me my job as a model for photoshoots by saying I’m you.😁
That it may be, but it’s more exciting than my life! Sure, you’ve been through some really bad stuff, but you came from the Blessed Realm! You protect Beleriand! You have friends and family who love you! Why wouldn’t I want to be you?Exciting is one way you could put it, I guess? I mean I'd describe it as more horrifying and traumatizing!
Honestly, they really didn’t care if they had the real Maedhros or not. They just wanted someone who looked similar that they could pass off as you. So, here I am!😁Wow, I'm deeply disappointed in all those modeling agents who fell for it then... that's pretty embarrassing...
Okay, now you're making me kind of sad... do you not have friends or family who loves you?That it may be, but it’s more exciting than my life! Sure, you’ve been through some really bad stuff, but you came from the Blessed Realm! You protect Beleriand! You have friends and family who love you! Why wouldn’t I want to be you?
Wow, okay... kind of insulting that they cared that little, but whatever.Honestly, they really didn’t care if they had the real Maedhros or not. They just wanted someone who looked similar that they could pass off as you. So, here I am!😁
I didn’t say that. I just said you had them. Of course I have friends and family. Who doesn’t?Okay, now you're making me kind of sad... do you not have friends or family who loves you?
A word of advice, though: Be thankful for your lack of drama and don't take it for granted!
Hey, red hair is red hair, and it’s super rare in an Elf, so they bit. More importantly, like I told the others earlier, “Photoshopping” your scars away really increases your ratings. You’re very popular!Wow, okay... kind of insulting that they cared that little, but whatever.
Okay, just checking... If, for some reason, you find yourself alone and in need of friends, do let us know, okay?I didn’t say that. I just said you had them. Of course I have friends and family. Who doesn’t?
Oh I'm sure it does. 🙄 I'm sure it would be very nice to have a perfect face again, but at the same time those scars are part of who I am at this point, so to "photoshop" them away seems superficial and shallow.More importantly, like I told the others earlier, “Photoshopping” your scars away really increases your ratings.
Of course, but, I’m okay. I’m fine, you’re fine, we’re all fine! …C-can we just get back to the questions now?!Okay, just checking... If, for some reason, you find yourself alone and in need of friends, do let us know, okay?
That’s the industry for ya. They like things pretty and unflawed (not saying anything against you, because you look handsome too). Did I tell you I also did a hair-care commercial as you? It went great!Oh I'm sure it does. 🙄 I'm sure it would be very nice to have a perfect face again, but at the same time those scars are part of who I am at this point, so to "photoshop" them away seems superficial and shallow.
Thanks, I think? They are edgy looking, I suppose.Celegorm:those scars makes you look gangsta bro!
Um... are you sure you're okay? You're not really acting like it. And if there's anything I learned from Thangorodrim, it's okay to let people know when you're not okay.Of course, but, I’m okay. I’m fine, you’re fine, we’re all fine! …C-can we just get back to the questions now?!
And that's exactly why my career is in diplomacy and ruling a kingdom and not modeling! I've got too many flaws for them!That’s the industry for ya. They like things pretty and unflawed (not saying anything against you, because you look handsome too).
Ugh there's another problem. My hair is curly and yours is straight! Was it a hair straightener ad? 🙄 as if I would EVER straighten my curls!!Did I tell you I also did a hair-care commercial as you? It went great!
Fingon: I agree. As hard-earned as they were, you do look kinda cool and intimidating with them. They’re enough to scare the Orcs off with just one glance! Hm, I wonder if just showing them your picture would have the same effect…🤔Thanks, I think? They are edgy looking, I suppose.
Fingon: Trust him, lady. He’s learned it the hard way, but he knows what he’s talking about. It’s better to be honest. I can’t even hide it from him when something’s wrong with me, because he’s so good at recognizing these things! Truly, are you okay??Um... are you sure you're okay? You're not really acting like it. And if there's anything I learned from Thangorodrim, it's okay to let people know when you're not okay.
No, just a hair conditioner. It made my hair so shiny and full! *flips it out, and a random breeze comes along for a moment to blow through it epically*Ugh there's another problem. My hair is curly and yours is straight! Was it a hair straightener ad? 🙄 as if I would EVER straighten my curls!!
Start bringing a cardboard cutout of me to battles and all our work will be done!
Yes, he speaks the truth. Had I not opened myself up to Fingon, and my brothers, and Aredhel and Fingolfin, I might never have healed from Thangorodrim. I'm sure- and I would certainly hope- that you have not experienced anything that horrible, lady, but if there is something troubling you, it will not help you to bottle it up inside.Fingon: Trust him, lady. He’s learned it the hard way, but he knows what he’s talking about. It’s better to be honest. I can’t even hide it from him when something’s wrong with me, because he’s so good at recognizing these things! Truly, are you okay??
If red hair in and of itself is as popular as you say, why not just model as yourself and not try to claim my identity?No, just a hair conditioner. It made my hair so shiny and full! *flips it out, and a random breeze comes along for a moment to blow through it epically*
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