If Lord of the Rings movie was redubbed by Southern Americans

[herlig9]

Would you watch it?

LOTR : Fellas of the ring
LOTR: Them Two Towers
LOTR: Return of yer King

I can imagine some intense dialogues like
By using redneck translator online

"
No feller kin defeat me.
Ah'm no man

 

[Aldarion]

Oh, somebody needs to make this...

 

[herlig9]

Oh, somebody needs to make this...

I use this to translate some scenes. (Though kinda bias to the stereotype of them being stupid, since they have (burp) effect even if its not in the script. But best i found so far)

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From this transcript webpage. Its fun to imagine the difference it does

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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[Gandalf gits up tuh leave, collectin' his hat an' staff. *scratch, scratch*]Frodo: "Where are yew goin'?"Gandalf: "There's sum thangs that Ah must see tuh."Frodo: "Whut thangs?"Gandalf: "Questions. Questions that need answerang."Frodo: "But you've only jus' arrived! Ah don't unnerstand."[Gandalf stops his hurried 'sit an' looks back at Frodo.]Gandalf: "Neither do Ah."

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Or, or,

 

[herlig9]

Or, or,

I like how they even dub the sound effects.
But i have mixed feelings on the fact that Aragorn's voice actor in Japanese is same as Jiraiya from Naruto.
1:42

Alright. Maybe i should just go on Netflix, see LOTR in Japanese. Because having Jiraiya voice actor voicing Aragorn the great warrior, would be the most weirdest experience that i want to check out.

 

[Vorondil]

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"Thuh way is shut. It wuz made by them who're deader'n a door nail. An' thuh deader'n a door nail keep it."

 

[herlig9]

Aragorn: Legolas whut do yer elf eyes see
Legolas: They're takin' thuh hobbits tuh Isengard
Aragorn: Saruman