Elrond: You know, Estel, man, I can't just, like, let you have my totally awesome daughter, when, like, the world's going to pot. You gotta understand, dude, there's like some weird stuff going on, so you like, need to be like, a king dude before she could really be into that, you know? 'Cuz otherwise, this
Dark Lord dude is going to be some kind of serious trouble, and, you know, she's like way too cool to waste on a mortal dude without some like totally gnarly reason, and we were like, really looking forward to this all-expense-paid trip to
the Blessed Lands we've been planning, like, forever, so you just gotta chill, dude, ok?
All right, I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
. I hope my lame excuse of a joke hasn't caused anyone any serious pain...