*going into insanity phase*
Hope no one's done this: From movie:
It began with the forging of the great pants. Three were given to the
elves. Linen andd cotton for dancing in the forests. Seven to the
dwarf lords. Jeans for the wear and tear of mountain
halls. And nine. Nine were given to nine
men who above all else desire pockets. But they were all of them decieved for another pair was made. In the Land of
Mordor the Dark Designer
Sauron sewed a custom made pair. One pair to best them all. One by one the free people fell to the urge of bidding on E-bay for
the one. But there were some who resisted. An Alliance of Men and Elves marched against the power of Mordor and faught for the rights to make another pair...Sauron had been defeated. The pants past to
Isildur who had this one chance to make multiples of the custom made pants but Men are easily corrupted. Isildur kept the pants...They betrayed Isildur to his death...History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the pants went out of any fashion until one day when chance came, they ensnared a new wearer. They came to the creature
Gollum who took it deep into the depths of the
Misty Mountains and for 500 years, he was clothed, bringing to him unnatural good hips and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, they waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world, rumour grew of a shadow in
the East, whispers of a nameless fear and the custom made pants percieved. They were back in fashion again. They abandoned Gollum. But something happened then, the pants did not intend. They were found by the most unfashionable (in the pants' opinion) creature. A
hobbit.
Bilbo Baggins of
the Shire...
For the time would soon come when hobbit would be the best trend setters of all! (hobbit music comes in)
MY MASTERPIECE IN ANY WORK OF COMEDY (I hope)
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