Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Celegorm: My whole life is a lie!
*Curls in a ball and rocks back and forth with Huan nuzzling his head*

Fingon: Celegorm, I promise you it was just an accident! You happened to be crawling by when I was playing with a bucket of hair dye (that someone had foolishly left out on a table, knowing there were small elflings around). One wrong move pushed the bucket off the table and— suddenly Tyelko was a blonde!😅

*Huan continues to nuzzle Celegorm sympathetically and whimpers softly, but thinks, “Ha, I knew it. No Fëanorian could have possibly produced gold hair this rich and lush without some tampering.”*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Celegorm: I want Nana!!!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Are you forgetting that's a rubber sword? Although, you may be able to frighten them off even without a proper weapon...

*glances down at sword* Uh...
*runs finger along the edge* Welp. That is indeed rubber... What happened to all my actual weapons?!
*takes out dagger from pocket and finds that it is also rubber*

I think those are the nicest greetings you're going to get. You're in the House of Finwë, after all. Dramatic is the only way to go, or not at all.

Fëanor: Alright, then, fine, I want a dramatic greeting with lots of sparkles and pizzazz!

*Fingon overhears* I’m pretty sure I welcomed you back, Uncle. You even said you tolerated me now!

Yeah, I guess... pretty pathetic when a Nolofinwian of all people greets me better than my own sons.

Maitimo: I swear, Atar, I didn't mean to hit you with the water balloon. I still have plenty of ammo left in my pale-glitter gun if you'd like that better.

Sorry, sorry! Trying to remember how this goes. Maybe like this? *gently moves arm in circles for range of motion exercises*

Ow!! Don't like that. Is this really necessary?

Fingon: Celegorm, I promise you it was just an accident! You happened to be crawling by when I was playing with a bucket of hair dye (that someone had foolishly left out on a table, knowing there were small elflings around). One wrong move pushed the bucket off the table and— suddenly Tyelko was a blonde!😅

How did that work, Finno? Did you accidentally spill bleach on his head before that? You can't dye dark hair blond without bleaching it first.

Also, Tyelko, don't pretend to be so innocent. You'd have to be continually re-dying your hair in order to preserve the appearance all these centuries. I don't even see dark roots, so you must touch them up every couple of weeks... that sounds exhausting, even to me, and I have to do my curl regimen all the time!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*glances down at sword* Uh...
*runs finger along the edge* Welp. That is indeed rubber... What happened to all my actual weapons?!
*takes out dagger from pocket and finds that it is also rubber*

Fingon: Still better than the balloon sword I have! *it pops* Never mind…

Ow!! Don't like that. Is this really necessary?

Amrod: Yes. Now hold still. *goes back to gentle massaging on the shoulder muscles*

How did that work, Finno? Did you accidentally spill bleach on his head before that? You can't dye dark hair blond without bleaching it first.

*shrugs* Don’t ask me. I was just an elfling back then. All I remember is I accidentally spilt the dye on him, it fizzled and reacted, glowed, and your brother was now a blonde.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Celegorm: how could I forget if I dyed my own hair?!! What is happening to me?!! Where's my brain?!! Ada my brain is gone!!!!
*Panics*
Aredhel: you sure you had one in the first place?
Lómion: mama can you implant brains too?
Aredhel: he'll be losing it in a couple of days again. Not worth it...

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*glances down at sword* Uh...
*runs finger along the edge* Welp. That is indeed rubber... What happened to all my actual weapons?!
*takes out dagger from pocket and finds that it is also rubber*

Fingon: Still better than the balloon sword I have! *it pops* Never mind…

Balloons are made out of rubber. I see the correlation...

Fëanor: Alright, then, fine, I want a dramatic greeting with lots of sparkles and pizzazz!

As far as I'm aware, Makalaurë was getting a party established in Aman... Wonder what he is doing.

*shrugs* Don’t ask me. I was just an elfling back then. All I remember is I accidentally spilt the dye on him, it fizzled and reacted, glowed, and your brother was now a blonde.

Huh, maybe the magic hair for Tyelko wasn't too far off after all. Disney princess, hah!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Celegorm: how could I forget if I dyed my own hair?!! What is happening to me?!! Where's my brain?!! Ada my brain is gone!!!!

I'm shocked. 🙄 Whoaaaa, Tyelko doesn't have a brain, I never would have guessed!

*shrugs* Don’t ask me. I was just an elfling back then. All I remember is I accidentally spilt the dye on him, it fizzled and reacted, glowed, and your brother was now a blonde.

Hmm... I sense some sorcery at play...

Amrod: Yes. Now hold still. *goes back to gentle massaging on the shoulder muscles*

*sighs* Okay then. I just hope you really know what you're doing! If you mess up my arm, more than it's already messed up...

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Hmm... I sense some sorcery at play...

(OOC: I keep hearing this in the voice of the Duke of Weaseltown -- "Weselton! It's Weselton!" -- when he says "Sorcery". 😂 )

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Hmm... I sense some sorcery at play...

Fingon: Y’know, if I remember correctly, there was a symbol on the side of the hair dye bucket, but I have no idea what it meant. Something about being toxic waste, maybe…?🤔

*sighs* Okay then. I just hope you really know what you're doing! If you mess up my arm, more than it's already messed up...

Amrod: It’s okay, brother. You’re in good hands with me. Literally! *massages Maedhros’ shoulders and neck, but then hears a small crack* Oops. Pretty sure that wasn’t supposed to happen, or maybe it was. I don’t know!

As far as I'm aware, Makalaurë was getting a party established in Aman... Wonder what he is doing.

Fingon: I was just thinking the same thing. I’m gonna go check and see if he needs any help—

*Ereinion runs into the room and into Fingon’s arms* Ada, Ammë won’t let me have any ice cream! Can you get me- *gasps* DOGGIE!!! *runs over and hugs Huan’s neck, who thumps his tail happily*

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Fingon: Y’know, if I remember correctly, there was a symbol on the side of the hair dye bucket, but I have no idea what it meant. Something about being toxic waste, maybe…?🤔

So you're saying you accidentally dumped toxic waste on Tyelko's head when he was a child? This explains a lot!

Amrod: It’s okay, brother. You’re in good hands with me. Literally! *massages Maedhros’ shoulders and neck, but then hears a small crack* Oops. Pretty sure that wasn’t supposed to happen, or maybe it was. I don’t know!

That felt weird!! Quit messing with my spine, Pityo! I kind of need it!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Tyelko: I just heard toxic and waste and I MAY NOT know what it means,but I definitely don't like the sound of them individually...

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

So you're saying you accidentally dumped toxic waste on Tyelko's head when he was a child? This explains a lot!

Tyelko: I just heard toxic and waste and I MAY NOT know what it means,but I definitely don't like the sound of them individually...

Fingon: I’m kind of surprised how calmly you two are taking this, especially you, Tyelko. Normally you’d be throwing something at me by now!

That felt weird!! Quit messing with my spine, Pityo! I kind of need it!

Amrod: Sorry! Mm, let me try this. *starts to massage Maedhros’ head gently* Better?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I mean I do like my blonde hair...so... maybe...
*Goes and gives Fingon a reluctant hug*
Thanks for being such a stupid baby!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Tyelko: I just heard toxic and waste and I MAY NOT know what it means,but I definitely don't like the sound of them individually...

Toxic waste is basically Morgoth barf. Just for your information.

Amrod: Sorry! Mm, let me try this. *starts to massage Maedhros’ head gently* Better?

Oh... that actually feels kind of nice.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Toxic waste is basically Morgoth barf. Just for your information.

WHAT?
*Narrows eyes at Fingon.*
*Shoots at him with the ice gun again*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I think we know what happened to Tyelko's brain now...

...Remember I am a neutral party! I only state what I directly observe!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I feel like I don't have a skull...or bones...

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

I mean I do like my blonde hair...so... maybe...
*Goes and gives Fingon a reluctant hug*
Thanks for being such a stupid baby!

*stiffens up* Uh… you’re welcome? I’m not sure whether to be calm or concerned that you’re hugging me.

Toxic waste is basically Morgoth barf. Just for your information.

WHAT?
*Narrows eyes at Fingon.*
*Shoots at him with the ice gun again*

AH!!! *shields himself with a dinner plate, with little effectiveness* I told you, it was an accident!!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Wait-
I don't have bones...so how am I holding this even?
*Drops the gun*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*with Ereinion still clinging to his neck, Huan steps over the the ice gun on the ground and sniffs it* *following the trail of ice, he starts to eat up the ice cubes on the floor*

*goes over to Celegorm and gives him a cold, wet lick on the face to make him feel better*

Fingon: Ereinion, please let go of Huan.

Ereinion: NO! *hugs tighter*