Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Can we please not talk about Valar soap operas and their romances? My son does not need to be hearing about this. Besides, many of Valar are happily married and are faithful to their spouses.

Except Mori Goth. Apparently he freaked out Ainu girlies.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Fingon: PLEASE don’t go there.

(P.S. You've just given me the perfect story of half-truth for my RP idea. So, thanks. 😅 )

Can we please not talk about Valar soap operas and their romances?

Well, I'm not sure I would want to hear whatever tales they had either....

Besides, many of Valar are happily married and are faithful to their spouses.

Right, so you're saying that I'm not? Because I actually don't meet the first criterion, so I can't possibly have met the second, either!

*look around, noticing the new presence in the room, putting away their Christmas gifts*
Tyelko: wh--- AMANIEL!
Aredhel: what? REALLY? WHERE?!
Lómion: she's here?! WHERE WHERE WHERE?!

Oh, for Ilúvatar's sake....*sighs in exasperation* My name is no longer Amaniel, but yes, here I am!

*Curufin shakes his head*
Well, Atar did say the Valar were keeping us trapped in Valinor as prisoners or thralls. But I never thought they would do that sort of thing to fellow Ainur.

You're right. They did.

But after witnessing Morgoth's... ways... in Beleriand, I can categorically state that he is the root of all evil. Improve him just a bit, and he's still the basest, most vile sentient being in Eä.

Well, maybe he's just shown a different side of himself to me....one filled with a little more light, that he keeps concealed from any other.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Except Mori Goth. Apparently he freaked out Ainu girlies.

*raises eyebrow* If you're talking about me, I can assure you that freaking me out is not what he would do, nor has done.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*raises eyebrow* If you're talking about me, I can assure you that freaking me out is not what he would do, nor has done.

All have their own standards, I guess. Not all ladies I try to flirt with like dogs. So I have to be careful if I should take Huan with me or not.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Right, so you're saying that I'm not? Because I actually don't meet the first criterion, so I can't possibly have met the second, either!

I said many, not all. But you need to find a Vala who’s NOT already married to another Valie.

Well, maybe he's just shown a different side of himself to me....one filled with a little more light, that he keeps concealed from any other.

Morgoth has no light whatsoever in him. He is pure and utter Darkness.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

I said many, not all. But you need to find a Vala who’s NOT already married to another Valie.

Well, there's only one other that we all know of. And who most happen to despise, for good reason because of what he's done to all of you, and others.

Morgoth has no light whatsoever in him. He is pure and utter Darkness.

Well, am I just too wound up in his ways, then? *sighs*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I said many, not all. But you need to find a Vala who’s NOT already married to another Valie.

Not many options there.🤷

Morgoth has no light whatsoever in him. He is pure and utter Darkness.

Hmm...like this?
*Shows him a bucket of the darkest black paint in the world*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Well, am I just too wound up in his ways, then? *sighs*

*Taking notes, he tilts his glasses*
It may be because you like...bad boys?

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Curufin is thoughtful*

Morgoth has no light whatsoever in him. He is pure and utter Darkness.

Mm... technically, nothing can be pure evil, since all was good in the beginning. Evil is rather a consuming absence, than a 'thing'. It's the name for what Morgoth was doing, when he made discord in the Music, but it wasn't what Morgoth was. Even now. But he keeps giving over more of himself to be consumed by his hate. He has never made a decision otherwise, to my knowledge. So we may as well treat him as the most evil being in existence.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Not many options there.🤷

It’s also perfectly acceptable to remain unmarried, but refrain from having affairs with those who are married.

Hmm...like this?
*Shows him a bucket of the darkest black paint in the world*

Yes, like that, Tyelko. 😆

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

*Curufin is thoughtful*

Mm... technically, nothing can be pure evil, since all was good in the beginning. Evil is rather a consuming absence, than a 'thing'. It's the name for what Morgoth was doing, when he made discord in the Music, but it wasn't what Morgoth was. Even now. But he keeps giving over more of himself to be consumed by his hate. He has never made a decision otherwise, to my knowledge. So we may as well treat him as the most evil being in existence.

Ah, you're quite the philosophical Elda....I like you. *chuckles*

*Taking notes, he tilts his glasses*
It may be because you like...bad boys?

And.....possibly? Femme fatale, faded belle, fallen woman....yep, seems pretty analogous.

Not many options there.🤷

Hmm...like this?
*Shows him a bucket of the darkest black paint in the world*

Well, the lights on the ceiling still make it shine with light....

It’s also perfectly acceptable to remain unmarried, but refrain from having affairs with those who are married.

Well, too bad. Those aren't my ways. Which is exactly the reason why....they made me leave. Who knew that being the (fallen) Valie of Desire would be so....tiring? *sighs*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

It’s also perfectly acceptable to remain unmarried, but refrain from having affairs with those who are married.

Yes! Like me! Remain single and rule your own life. Not like who has to take permission from his wife for a boys night out.😑

Yes, like that, Tyelko. 😆

Write that down Íri!
Íri: got it!

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Right that down Íri!
Íri: got it!

Who's...Íri? Almost sounds like a shortened version of my name.....

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Yes! Like me! Remain single and rule your own life. Not like who has to take permission from his wife for a boys night out.😑

Are you implying I do? I have a realm to run! She understands, and she supports me in her own ways. 😊

Right that down Íri!
Íri: got it!

Where did you guys find such a dark paint?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Who's...Íri? Almost sounds like a shortened version of my name.....

My sister, Írissë.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

My sister, Írissë.

Ah, I see.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Are you implying I do? I have a realm to run! She understands, and she supports me in her own ways. 😊

Don't you? She didn't let you come hunting with us last time because you hadn't eaten your broccoli!

Where did you guys find such a dark paint?

Black market.
*Paints an apple with it*
Whoa that's dark. And yep. Morgoth enough. No lights whatsoever.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(Wow geez, I drive home and eat breakfast and look what happens!)

N-no! That’s not what I meant! I told you, I’m an elleth version of you! I’ve won awards for being you! *pulls out her wallet and shows him all the photos of her participation trophies*

Those are participation trophies. Meaning you didn't actually win anything. Nice try.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Don't you? She didn't let you come hunting with us last time because you hadn't eaten your broccoli!

That was a whole misunderstanding, and you heard it wrong! Ereinion hadn’t eaten his broccoli, and since my wife had someplace she needed to be, I stayed home with him to help him grow his love of broccoli.

*Ereinion throws a piece of raw broccoli at his head*

Black market.
*Paints an apple with it*
Whoa that's dark. And yep. Morgoth enough. No lights whatsoever.
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Sounds legit. Do you think it will stain?

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Yes! Like me! Remain single and rule your own life.

I am married and I still rule my own life. My wife also rules her own life.
...
Is this why we're separated at the moment...?

*Curufin thinks the appearance of this new Valië is not good for his staying free of existential crises*