Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*climbs onto the workbench and drops a water balloon on Fingon's head*
Yes, these will provide excellent elevation, thank you.

*gasps from the sudden drenching on his head* …Okay, I deserved that.

*sniffs himself* Ooh, now I’m lemony-fresh scented!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*climbs onto the workbench and drops a water balloon on Fingon's head*
Yes, these will provide excellent elevation, thank you.

Hey! Knock it off! We can't have internal mutiny if we're to face the Enemy!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*gasps from the sudden drenching on his head* …Okay, I deserved that.

*Yavanna's vines move toward him and start rubbing him down.*

*sniffs himself* Ooh, now I’m lemony-fresh scented!

Laurinalótë: Is now a good time to ask if I can have a taste?

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Hey! Knock it off! We can't have internal mutiny if we're to face the Enemy!

*for once in his life, he can have a genuinely innocent smile*
😊 *points thumb at Fingon* He started it.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*for once in his life, he can have a genuinely innocent smile*

Laurinalótë: Never seen the likes! Would this classify as a tense situation? *Thinks Nargothrond.*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Laurinalótë: Is now a good time to ask if I can have a taste?

Sure! *wrings out one of his braids into Laurinalótë’s pot*

*for once in his life, he can have a genuinely innocent smile*
😊 *points thumb at Fingon* He started it.

It’s true, I did. 😂

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*for once in his life, he can have a genuinely innocent smile*
😊 *points thumb at Fingon* He started it.

The message applies to you too, Finno. How are we to face the Enemy if we are running around provoking and antagonizing each other?

*he returns to the wall and starts trying to shift some of the sand bags to provide tiny peep-hole windows*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

The message applies to you too, Finno. How are we to face the Enemy if we are running around provoking and antagonizing each other?

*he returns to the wall and starts trying to shift some of the sand bags to provide tiny peep-hole windows*

I was just testing my aim. Now I’m ready to add some zest to these Orcs! *climbs up on the stepladder and peers over the wall, with a slingshot held at the ready*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Sure! *wrings out one of his braids into Laurinalótë’s pot*

*Laurinalótë sucks the liquid up through her roots deeply and gives a shudder.* That's... lemony.

Aulë: You are the descriptive little muse today, aren't you?

Laurinalótë: If I wasn't in my pot, on Maitimo's head, or on Curvo's head, I would march over there and smack you silly with my leaves. *Bobs her head respectfully as an afterthought.* My lord.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*he returns to the wall and starts trying to shift some of the sand bags to provide tiny peep-hole windows*

*joins him, using a small plank as a lever*
Good idea, but... the gaps could have been added while you were stacking...

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Now I’m ready to add some zest to these Orcs!

Laurinalótë: Maybe this'll make them more tasty when Tyelko inevitably bites one next time. I've decided I like the lemon.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Laurinalótë: Maybe this'll make them more tasty when Tyelko inevitably bites one next time. I've decided I like the lemon.

Or it’ll make him pucker up even more. 😂

I’m glad you like the lemon, though! It goes very well in a great many things!

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Laurinalótë sucks the liquid up through her roots deeply and gives a shudder.* That's... lemony.

*the faint imagining of the taste comes to Curufin's mind, thanks to the part of Laurinalótë residing in his hair*
It is lemony. But I now also unfortunately know what my cousin's jacket tastes like. It's not very strong, but it is... fabric-y? *makes a face*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

But I now also unfortunately know what my cousin's jacket tastes like. It's not very strong, but it is... fabric-y? *makes a face*

Hey, you know more than I do. If you say it tastes fabric-y, I’ll take your word for it. 🤣

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

It goes very well in a great many things!

Aulë, dryly: Ah yes, cookies, juice, orcs... What's next?

It is lemony. But I now also unfortunately know what my cousin's jacket tastes like. It's not very strong, but it is... fabric-y? *makes a face*

Laurinalótë: I love you. And I hate I have to clarify this is completely platonic.

Yavanna: I told you not to fanfiction read...

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Yavanna: I told you not to fanfiction read...

Aulë: *Gasps* You said the f word!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I was just testing my aim. Now I’m ready to add some zest to these Orcs! *climbs up on the stepladder and peers over the wall, with a slingshot held at the ready*

We have lots of targets for that... *gestures to all the practice targets*

*Laurinalótë sucks the liquid up through her roots deeply and gives a shudder.* That's... lemony.

Just be glad you haven't tasted it within the context of milk with lemon juice. Morgoth's favorite thing to drink in the morning.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

And I hate I have to clarify this is completely platonic.

*Curufin turns to the fourth wall and raises an eyebrow*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Just be glad you haven't tasted it within the context of milk with lemon juice. Morgoth's favorite thing to drink in the morning.

Laurinalótë: I'd hate to say Morgoth and I would enjoy something in common... But. We would. *Thinks.* Actually, I've not tried milk yet. *Looks expectantly at Fingon.*

*Curufin turns to the fourth wall and raises an eyebrow*

Beautiful view, isn't it?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Aulë, dryly: Ah yes, cookies, juice, orcs... What's next?

Cake! 😁

We have lots of targets for that... *gestures to all the practice targets*

Roger that. *shoots at a target and knocks its head off with the water-heavy balloon*

Just be glad you haven't tasted it within the context of milk with lemon juice. Morgoth's favorite thing to drink in the morning.

…Ew. 😣