Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Laurinalótë: I'd hate to say Morgoth and I would enjoy something in common... But. We would. *Thinks.* Actually, I've not tried milk yet. *Looks expectantly at Fingon.*

The acidity of lemon juice causes milk to curdle.

Ask me how I know.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Just be glad you haven't tasted it within the context of milk with lemon juice.

Interestingly, this is a way to approximate buttermilk when you do not have any actual buttermilk to hand. Truly he has some bizarre taste preferences.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Ask me how I know.

Laurinalótë: Me how I know?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Interestingly, this is a way to approximate buttermilk when you do not have any actual buttermilk to hand. Truly he has some bizarre taste preferences.

For him, milk curdled with lemon juice, plus Angband Pancakes™️ , are an essential part of a healthy breakfast. Which all Angband residents are REQUIRED to partake in... *shudders*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Laurinalótë: Me how I know?

*holds a finger up to his head for a high-leaf with the flower*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Which all Angband residents are REQUIRED to partake in... *shudders*

Laurinalótë: Think of it this way: You couldn't be a resident of Angband when you were hanging on Thangorodrim. There's always a bright side.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Laurinalótë: Think of it this way: You couldn't be a resident of Angband when you were hanging on Thangorodrim. There's always a bright side.

They are different bad, but neither of them seems much better than the other, if you ask me. *glances at Maedhros*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

There's always a bright side.

*Aulë projects a mental image for everyone to see.*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

There's always a bright side.

Oh there’s a bright side alright. When the sun rises to blind and burn you every morning.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Aulë projects a mental image for everyone to see.*

*deadpan*
Truly an inspiring image.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Laurinalótë: Think of it this way: You couldn't be a resident of Angband when you were hanging on Thangorodrim. There's always a bright side.

Thangorodrim has Doordash. Via Thuringwethil. Involuntary Doordash, I might add.

They are different bad, but neither of them seems much better than the other, if you ask me. *glances at Maedhros*

Facts.

*Aulë projects a mental image for everyone to see.*

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Facts!

Oh there’s a bright side alright. When the sun rises to blind and burn you every morning.

Extra facts!!!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Thangorodrim has Doordash. Via Thuringwethil. Involuntary Doordash, I might add.

More like, Forced Doordash. 😣

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Thangorodrim has Doordash. Via Thuringwethil. Involuntary Doordash, I might add.

Laurinalótë: Thuringwethil gives Celandine the heebie-jeebies. It's one of the many reasons she clambers up her favorite person's mantle for nightmare protection. Don't tell her I told you.

More like, Forced Doordash. 😣

Aulë: I think you mean Thangoordash.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Aulë: I think you mean Thangoordash.

(THANGOORDASH! That's perfect!)

Laurinalótë: Thuringwethil gives Celandine the heebie-jeebies. It's one of the many reasons she clambers up her favorite person's mantle for nightmare protection. Don't tell her I told you.

Imagine having up-close personal interactions with her once every couple of weeks! *shudders* Not the greatest delivery person.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(Alright guys, it's 12:30am for me and I'm on a sleep debt. Good night!)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

(Alright guys, it's 12:30am for me and I'm on a sleep debt. Good night!)

(Goodnight, brother! Sleep you well, and may you have some good rest! 😊)

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

(Alright guys, it's 12:30am for me and I'm on a sleep debt. Good night!)

(Alahui, mellon nín! Sleep well! 🤗)

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*wakes up, not knowing what is happening. The cuddles from his raccoons were too comfy*
...Hello?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*Maitimo climbs high up on one of the towers, helping to put some finishing touches on the roof*

*a mysterious black shadow looms overhead*

*a giant black eagle swoops past, swiftly grabs Maitimo and flies off with him*

Maitimo: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*They disappear*

Fëanor: Nelyo!! *suddenly pales* It was basically my actions, which lead to my death, which led him to getting captured last time. I am not going to sit idly by and let this happen again! *jumps up on a horse*

Aranya: I'm coming with you! I wasn't even aware of it happening last time and I do NOT want to see my boyfriend become a living corpse again! *jumps up on her own horse; she and Fëanor ride off*

(Well, the time has come: I have been authorized to do overtime at my tax job. In order to minimize distractions from work, I am now temporarily writing myself out of this thread, and I will return when the tax season draws to a close. I will not be checking this thread until the end of the tax season, but I'll probably still be online a little to answer some PMs and RPs when I can. Your characters are welcome to look for Maitimo, but please note he will not be found until sometime in early April. Fëanor and Aranya have gone their own way and cannot be contacted either. Maitimo will be brought back, and his fate revealed, at the end of the tax season. Namarië for now, and stay chaotic, my friends!)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*a giant black eagle swoops past, swiftly grabs Maitimo and flies off with him*

Maitimo: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*They disappear*

*horrified at what he’s just witnessed* MAITIMO!!!!!!!

*whips out his bow and arrow, but by the time he takes aim, the eagle and Maitimo are gone* *watches as Fëanor and Aranya take off after him*

Maitimo… 🥺

I am now temporarily writing myself out of this thread, and I will return when the tax season draws to a close. … Namarië for now, and stay chaotic, my friends!)

(Namárië, brother! See you back here when the tax season’s over!)