Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

(I think you should be more concerned with a raccoon flipping a grown woman on the ground while having zero leverage support.)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*Celeraccoon does a back flip and throws Tauriel on the ground*
I did.
Siren Girl: I thought you didn't hit women?
Celeraccoon: that was for when I was an ellon. I'm a wild animal now. I can do whatever I want.

*Maglor firmly grabs Celeraccon around his furry middle, and yanked him away from Tauriel*
M: TYELKO, THAT IS BAD MANNERS

*Tauriel lays there, shocked and gasping for air.* I thought we were past the grudges for imitating your brother…

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

M: Wild animals don't speak or wear little hats and jackets. *He shook his head at the Racoon disapprovingly*

What, so I can't be fashionable and a wild spirit of nature?
*Poses like a Fashionable Wild Spirit of Nature™*
*Siren Girl face palms*
That's not the point.

 

[Laurë]

*Tauriel lays there, shocked and gasping for air.* I thought we were past the grudges for imitating your brother…

M: We are. Most of us, anyway.

What, so I can't be fashionable and a wild spirit of nature?
*Poses like a Fashionable Wild Spirit of Nature™*
*Siren Girl face palms*
That's not the point.

M: Wild animals don't care about fashion, Tyelko, they're wild.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

M: Wild animals don't care about fashion, Tyelko, they're wild.

Are you the wild animal or am I?

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Are you the wild animal or am I?

Fingon: You are! You just attacked Tauriel for no reason!

Tauriel: *still laying there in shock*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Fingon: You are! You just attacked Tauriel for no reason!

Tauriel: *still laying there in shock*

Well, isn't she a witness to fvd kidnap of our family? She's also guilty!

 

[Laurë]

Are you the wild animal or am I?

M: You were literally . . . what does that have to do with anything? *He was completely exasperated, not something uncommon between him and Tyelko*
M: Neither of us are wild animals! We're both distinguished Ellon princes--It's time you tried acting like it!

Fingon: You are! You just attacked Tauriel for no reason!

Tauriel: *still laying there in shock*

M: Exactly my point!

Well, isn't she a witness to fvd kidnap of our family? She's also guilty!

M: You don't know that, she could be another hostage that they forced to work! You have to gather facts before making a judgement like that.

 

[Finwë]

Amrod: *starting to get a little nervous* Findekáno told us to keep Haru Finwë safe. We don’t know exactly what is down that hole, or what happened to the others, and there’s no way to know where Ingwë is either, let alone reach him. This could very well be Morgoth we’re talking about, who slew Haru last time. *clings to Finwë in a tight hug*

Oh, Pityo *hugs them both*
Fine, we can stay here. I just wish we could do something to help them.

*Hugs them both tightly*
Finwe: *reassuringly* I'm sure the others will be alright without us. They'll find some way to rescue Maedhros, Feanor, and Aranya.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Taking advantage of the disturbance caused by the Fashionable Wild Spirit of Nature, Curufin and Tancaquárë enter the kitchen. Curufin draws his dagger and Tancaquárë loads her sling with a spherical lead bullet, before they emerge into the room where Maedhros, Fëanor and Aranya have just been freed.*

Curufin: *gesturing back towards the kitchen* Come on, this way, quickly!

Tancaquárë: *raises her eyebrows at the sight of the Black Foe and his evil minions screeching and writhing due to the golden flower dust in their faces*

 

[Bomb_Tombadil]

Meanwhile, as all the chaos is erupting, an old man pushes on the Denny's door, making the little bell tingle. The door swings shut with the strange finality of a saloon door in the old West.
The old man is hooded, leaning heavily on a cane. But when he speaks, they hear old stirrups and the creak of saddles in his voice.
Mysterious old man: Why, good evening, folks. Ah don't suppose you'd have a little room for an old man and his wife?
*soft growling*
Mysterious old man: And that there's mah service balrog, Happy-in-the-Lord - hope you don' mind old Happy? *He notes the prisoners* Looks like y'all are havin' some kind of fracas in here, so if we could just get us some vittles, we'll be out of your hay-er in no time.
Mysterious old woman beams at everyone, naughtily popping a sweetie in her mouth.
Mysterious old woman: My, my, if these ain't the best honey-dandelion-chocolates I ever made! Won't you have one? Won't you, sweetheart? *she gives one to everyone she can find* Mm, they's just been waiting for you all your life, you know! What about you, Mr. Dark Lord? What about you, slightly smaller Dark Lord?

*Maglor firmly grabs Celeraccon around his furry middle, and yanked him away from Tauriel*
M: TYELKO, THAT IS BAD MANNERS


M: You don't know that, she could be another hostage that they forced to work! You have to gather facts before making a judgement like that.

(OOC: I approve and APPLAUD how Maglor has battled through his indecisiveness and instead chosen to emerge as the moral centre of this adventure. 'Best character arc in the series' , go Maglor!😁 )

(OOC: Help, can anyone please remind me who is currently where in this situation? 🤣 How many rooms are there and where did Morgoth and Sauron and Thuringwethil go?)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

(OOC: Help, can anyone please remind me who is currently where in this situation? 🤣 How many rooms are there and where did Morgoth and Sauron and Thuringwethil go?)

(Inside of Denny’s we have Morgoth, Thuri, and Mairon, as well as Maedhros, Aranya, Fëanor, and Laurinalótë, part of whom is up in the rafters absorbing floating food. Laurinalótë used her gold dust to distract the Evil Trio and helped release our prisoners. It’s chaos in there right now.

Curufin and Tancaquárë snuck in from the back during the chaos and are currently urging them out.

Everyone else (Maglor, Fingon, and Lindiel) is out back behind Denny’s dealing with Tauriel and Tyelkoraccooon, though they’d all intended to go in on the rescue mission too.

Inside Denny’s, there’s at least the main dining room, where all the Evil Trio stuff’s been going on with the prisoners, then there’s a kitchen and a corridor leading to the back.)

 

[Bomb_Tombadil]

(Inside of Denny’s we have Morgoth, Thuri, and Mairon, as well as Maedhros, Aranya, Fëanor, and Laurinalótë, part of whom is up in the rafters absorbing floating food. Laurinalótë used her gold dust to distract the Evil Trio and helped release our prisoners. It’s chaos in there right now.

Curufin and Tancaquárë snuck in from the back during the chaos and are currently urging them out.

Everyone else (Maglor, Fingon, and Lindiel) is out back behind Denny’s dealing with Tauriel and Tyelkoraccooon, though they’d all intended to go in on the rescue mission too.

Inside Denny’s, there’s at least the main dining room, where all the Evil Trio stuff’s been going on with the prisoners, then there’s a kitchen and a corridor leading to the back.

(Whew, thanks, I owe you one! That's what I thought was happening - so, to clarify, the mystery couple and service balrog are in the front room of the restaurant with the Evil Trio, not in the back kitchen or the corridor with the raccoon attack. 😁 They have just asked for a table, announced their intention to mind their own business and handed sweeties to everyone physically free to receive them.

What a journey! I feel as if the TTF Cinematic Universe has spent about 20 individual films building up to this ensemble moment 😂)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(I have no idea what's going on anymore, so I'm kind of just waiting for my characters to get rescued, tbh!)

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

*Taking advantage of the disturbance caused by the Fashionable Wild Spirit of Nature, Curufin and Tancaquárë enter the kitchen. Curufin draws his dagger and Tancaquárë loads her sling with a spherical lead bullet, before they emerge into the room where Maedhros, Fëanor and Aranya have just been freed.*

Curufin: *gesturing back towards the kitchen* Come on, this way, quickly!

Tancaquárë: *raises her eyebrows at the sight of the Black Foe and his evil minions screeching and writhing due to the golden flower dust in their faces*

*Laurinalótë cheers atop Curufin's head, doing jumping jacks with her leaves.* We did it! *Waves to herself up on the window. Laurinalótë waves back, still using her golden dust in full force.* Reinforcements!!! ...You don't happen to have a raccoon with you, do you? *She floats the remaining soup and anchovy-chip mix into the kitchen with a countertop-thump.* I did take care of the hot sauce pancakes, though. They were the best thing on the menu, and that's saying something! *Twirls to show off the reddish hue her golden petals have been tinged with. Laurinalótë atop Curufin's head drops her petals again.* There is a raccoon... coming right up!

 

[Bomb_Tombadil]

(I have no idea what's going on anymore, so I'm kind of just waiting for my characters to get rescued, tbh!)

(But you started all this Maedhros, you have a moral obligation 😂 Anyway, I'm trying to get there, hang in there buddy...)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

hang in there

Maitimo: I'm quite used to hanging.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

(Laurinalótë has also had enough chowing down on Angband un-delicacies!)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

(Also, I can't remember who said recently that the new theory is that Angband is a front for Denny's, but that seriously cracked me up!)

 

[Laurë]

(OOC: I approve and APPLAUD how Maglor has battled through his indecisiveness and instead chosen to emerge as the moral centre of this adventure. 'Best character arc in the series' , go Maglor!😁 )

(OOC: It seems I have unintentionally written something marginally thought out! Thanks, lol)