Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[WatcherWraith]

*BC frowned at him over the pile of weapons* Is that a ghost? Maybe I shouldn't have assumed you people would be more normal then the evil circus troupe.

Tiny Ghost looks offended. Their high majesties are quite abnormal! They are majesties! Why assume anything else??

 

[Laurë]

... just, take them to Curvo's forge.

(sorry I missed this earlier)
BC: Ma'am, you hired me five minutes ago, I've no idea where that is.

Tiny Ghost looks offended. Their high majesties are quite abnormal! They are majesties! Why assume anything else??

BC: That's fair, actually. I've not really interacted with royalty much, now that I think about it. Do you, little . . . ghost child?

 

[WatcherWraith]

Tiny Ghost lifts his chin in the air. The high majesties have, by their grace, deemed Tiny Ghost a fitting companion for their most honorable selves. Interactions are on a daily basis. A reaction of envy is most appropriate on the part of one who maltreats weapons so as to toss them on the ground like so many leaves!

Tiny Ghost then looks back at the brothers for approval of his attempts at haughtiness.

 

[Laurë]

Tiny Ghost lifts his chin in the air. The high majesties have, by their grace, deemed Tiny Ghost a fitting companion for their most honorable selves. Interactions are on a daily basis. A reaction of envy is most appropriate on the part of one who maltreats weapons so as to toss them on the ground like so many leaves!

Tiny Ghost then looks back at the brothers for approval of his attempts at haughtiness.

*Maglor chuckles, smiling* Yes, we're very good friends!

BC: I see . . . well I shouldn't be surprised. I'd heard the Fëanorians were strange folk, to say the least. *he bends down and awkwardly picks up the pile of weapons* What do you people need these for anyway?

 

[Ashley]

BC: What do you people need these for anyway?

Amras: ... Let's call it jewel retrieval.

 

[Laurë]

Amras: ... Let's call it jewel retrieval.

BC: What do weapons have to do with retrieving jewels?

Maglor:😊Nothing! Don't worry about it.

BC: That's not suspicious. Maybe I was better off at the circus . . .

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Celeraccoon: I use it to...uh... give favors to very good people I totally like and adore.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Curufin: Smithing weapons is just fun! ^_^

Tancaquárë: *looks at him*

Curufin: ... (. ⁠‿⁠ . ;')

 

[Laurë]

Celeraccoon: I use it to...uh... give favors to very good people I totally like and adore.

Curufin: Smithing weapons is just fun! ^_^

Tancaquárë: *looks at him*

Curufin: ... (. ⁠‿⁠ . ;')

Maglor: They are also very pretty to wear during parades and my concert performances! 😊 It's totally normal.

BC: I see . . . I suppose I shouldn't be so untrusting. The evil circus kind of teaches an ellon to be doubtful.

Maglor: No worries! We're significantly less evil then Morgoth and his forces!

BC: 😅 The way you phrased that makes it sound like you are a little bit evil

Maglor: 😊

BC: 👁️👁️

 

[Ashley]

BC: What do weapons have to do with retrieving jewels?

Amras: People don't always want us to retrieve the jewels and we have to... forcefully encourage them. Sometimes very forcefully.

 

[Laurë]

Amras: People don't always want us to retrieve the jewels and we have to... forcefully encourage them. Sometimes very forcefully.

BC: . . .

BC: . . . anything's better then Morgoth, I suppose 😔

Maglor: Aw, lighten up! It's been decades since I had to kill someone in battle.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*Meanwhile, in Angband*

Morgoth: MAIRON!! Our Denny's franchise just went out of business and what are you doing?! Sitting around like a lazy bum! Quit slacking and help me think of a new business endeavor!

@Mairon the Admirable

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Mairon admires his nails and roles his eyes*

Why? You ain't paying me my salary anyway. You are a few centuries in debt already. I'm not doing free labour for you anymore.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Yeah you are, you are contractually obligated! Maybe you should have checked the FINE PRINT when you signed up to be my evil sidekick! *he unravels a ridiculously long scroll with Mairon's signature at the bottom*

(Also, the rest of you are welcome to join in on the Angband fun! @Fingon_Findekáno has Thuringwethil and @Server Room Gremlin has Gothmog, but the rest of you are welcome to use other Tolkien villains or create an OC.)

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*throws a little flame on the contract, burning the place he had signed. Then pulls out his ridiculously fancy glasses*
Where? I don't see it.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*Morgoth huffs in annoyance.* Now you owe me for a new ream of paper and a new toner cartridge. This thing was NOT cheap to print!

*Morgoth's printer makes an Evil Noise*

Morgoth: Yeah yeah, I know you need to get fixed, but I'm kinda broke!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Take away one year of your debt to me.
*Flicks his sleeve and picks up a book, pretending to read*

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

*throws a little flame on the contract, burning the place he had signed. Then pulls out his ridiculously fancy glasses*
Where? I don't see it.

*Gothmog raises an eyebrow at this forgery of his own signature*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

(I also love the fact that Mairon has a very brand new 3D printer and he ain't gonna give it up to replace the old one.)

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Take away one year of your debt to me.
*Flicks his sleeve and picks up a book, pretending to read*

*Thuringwethil appears beside Mairon hanging from the ceiling, looking over his shoulder.* Why are you reading that book upside-down, Lieutenant?