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HLGStrider

HLGStrider

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This is pretty typical... I want it to go a long time and be as ridiculous as possible... It is a story about nothing... keep it clean. Have some fun...

Yesterday morning Bob woke up, stepped out of bed, and fell through a hole in his floor... Down and down and down he fell... He fell for three hours straight, which caused him to miss his breakfast. Finally he landed... BOOM!!! He looked up. Far above him was the pinpoint of light... the hole he'd fallen from.

"Geez... Now I must go find some breakfast," Bob sighed. He walked around town. It was a strange town, with paper houses and such. Bob felt a little bit chilly because he was only wearing his pajamas...
 
bob started picking roots out of the ceiling, no dought stores from nearby farms. this theivery must only be the work of the rading rabbits clique. quick bob to the bat cave. Meanwhile at fluffy menace hideout. hay paches where is the bosses take on the potato job? the boss; Fluffy the swichblade, ya bovs nice job, nice job see. these are the good stuff see, pure genuine Idaho white spud. why, we could get three carretts apeice for these bad boys from the mole gang....
 
Bob was munching his root when a little group of brown furry creatures wearing large glasses jumped him from behind and dragged him down down down down down into their secret hideout...
"The law of gravity is very much against me today," sighs Bob... The mole gang ties Bob to a chair and starts to tickle him with an artichoke.
 
i am the big cheese, king of the mole gang. why have you tresspassed in my domain. i believe the rabbits are behind this intrution, he is a clique agent. guards, bring this prisoner to the pit!!
 
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Uh... Rabbit, like Bugs Bunny?" Bob stammered futily as they dragged him to the pit... "NO... NOT FALLING DOWN AGAIN..."

"All right," said the big cheese. "Throw him up!!" They threw him up and he stuck half way through the ceiling half way out. This was painful. They then pulled off his bed rooms slippers... They were pink bunny ones... definate proof that he was with the rabbits.
"I wonder if they'd pay for him to return unharmed... this could be worth a few turnips."
 
the constant torment of the artachoke tickling Bobs poor feet was just too much. sudenly yellow water came dripping down from the ceiling and landed on the head of Big Cheesy.
 
ooc: Gross, 7...

The moles quickly run to take a shower, leaving Bob to try and dislodge himself from the tight hole. The top of his head was sticking through the city street and people walking by kept putting their trash in him mouth.... obviously mistaking him for a garbage can...

"This is most disconcerting," thought Bob. Finally, the garbage man came, pulled Bob out of the hole, and threw him in the back of the garbage truck... Bob traveled towards the city dump with the furious moles on his tail.
 
where he was then dumped into the local garbich pit. meanwhile the town sheriff, Harry T Foxhound cought wind of the resent events and bolted toward the garbich dump to save his old friend Bob from the notorios mole gang and the evil king cheesy.
 
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Bob had had enough. He scrambled on to the roof of the rubbish truck and, swaying precariously, made his way to the front. He dived in the passenger seat, leant across and started to strangle the driver. His fingers met soft rabbit fur. He screamed and let go. HE opened the door, and threw himself out of it, landing in an open manhole...
 
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN AGAIN!!!

Bob landed hard on his rear...
"Ow..." he moaned. "This is just not my day... and still in my pajamas with no breakfast!!!" He found a half of sandwitch from the garbage dump stuck in his pocket. It was only a little moldy and he scraped that part off and dined with relish... Unfortunately it was a rabbit food sandwitch, but Bob was a vegetarian so that was okay.
 
as bob made his way home, he ran into his friend sherif foxhound. "how are today Harry" bob replyed.
 
"Lousy... My toenails are turning purple and falling out and my teeth all ache... I think I am being poisoned by my uncle Roy, the deadly wolf of the Appalacians."
 
"Definately," sighed the fox. "Well, I am also trying to round up the evil mole gang who has recently robbed six produce stands. We suspect they are making the illegal drug "Veggiemite" out of the goods."
"Not that!" gasped Bob. "The villians! May I help you stop them? I think I know where the mole's hideout is!!!"
"We have to be careful, because under the guacamoli act of nineteen sixty nine they have a right to very large, peashooters."

And the fox was right. When they approached the hideout they were immediately showered with boiled peas.
 
while runnig Bob tripped and fell into quicksand, sinking slow, bob finjly reached the bottom; when bottom oppened up into the celng of a great caveren and bob landed on a huge sticky net that covered a vast crice in the in the caveren floor.
 
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"Ah... what is this?" asked a high pitched spidery voice (if you don't know what a spidery voice is it is your own fault). Bob felt eight long legs pick him up by his pajama pants and shake him... "Strange four appendaged creature..."
 
the spider poked at Bobs ribs. "ooh very plump it is. you must be tasty. you will make a fine third breakfast, yes."
The spider moved closer to Bob and proceeded to tie him up in its sticky web. Bob kicked and screamed "Begone foul spawn of Ungoliant! *cough* what did i just say? I mean Get the heck away from me you stinky overgrown tryanchula" He swated at the creatures face witch caused it to make a most ghastly high pitched screach.
"fiesty, eh? i'll teach you" said the spider. It stuck out its teeth and was about to bite bobs neck injecting him with vemon.
Just at that moment a rabbit in a tight red and blue suit leaped across the cavern and kicked the spider violently on the head rendering it unconcious.
"Follow me" said the masked bunny "i know a way out"
 
ooc: Nice Kem... :D

The Bunny (Who's name will remain unknown so that we may protect his secret identity)sprang up through the hole in the quick sand and up through the hole in Bob's bedroom floor... He then punched through the roof and the ozone layer.
"Whoops!" the Bunny then gasped. "I'm late for my guest appearance in Watership Down!!!"
The Bunny dropped Bob who found himself once again falling down down down down... just before he hit the earth the Bunny swooped down and grabbed him.
"Bet I scared you!" he smirked.
 
What about Bob?

Bob was returned to his bedroom where he proceded to change into his excersize clothing. He jogged down to the club and then hopped on the treadmill... It went too fast, however, and he couldn't turn it off... It went faster, and faster, and faster.... and zoosh... It pulled Bob into the works. It spun him around a few times before depositing him in the club pool... The water started to drain, spiraling... the giant maelstrom pulled him in......... swwwish........... Bob was gone... Where was Bob???
 
Bob saw he was in another liquid. It was yellow though. He saw a log and swam over to it and got on it. He looked up and saw a huge butt go up. "Oh NO!" He muttered. Then the person flushed the, yes you guessed it, toilet.
 
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