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[HLGStrider]

Yuck... should've seen this coming.

Bob was swished down into a rank darkness... It did not smell very good... Fortunately, there was a large raft of a paper substance floating nearby and he clung to this...

He saw light and started to climb for it... occasionally he was flushed back down, but he managed to struggle to the top... he emerged in the middle of the Bunnies' secret hideout... They grabbed him, but immediately regretted it...

"Man, you stink!!!"

 

[Ecthelion]

When he finally looked safe, a shoadow swept over him. Bob looked up and saw a towering poo the size of the Empire State Building. In awe Bob looked up and stared at it. The poop took a giant poopy step and squashed Bob drowning him in poop. He swirled around and everything went white, well I guess I should say, everything went brown. Then........................................

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

a genitically altered rabbit who was mixed with a swallow named Mrs. Bunny Brown swooped down and saved bob from drowning.Then she flew bob to her hole in the tree, and gave him herb stew.When all seemed to be going peachy tragedy struck...very hard a gigantic mouse worm hit the bunny-swallow in her left wing with is slimy tail...The bunny-swallow tried to hit the mouse worm with the soup ladel but was tripped with the mousy-worm and Mrs. Bunny Brown fell on her face in the soup. The mousy-worm picked up bob and dragged him to her secret lair

 

[Ecthelion]

Then the creature bent over and................pooped punds and pounds of poop upon Bob...........

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc:enough with the poop!

Then the Bunny-Swallow name Mrs. Bunny Brown recoverd from her tripping and rescued poor bob from the pooing mousey-worm.

 

[HLGStrider]

Thank you Mrs. Bunny... You have saved my life.
How can I ever repay you?"

"Quite simple. You must now get me five lion hairs off his mane, a doggy bisquit, and three salmon eggs."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Then I'll be off marm and don't you worry I will get those things," Bob says as he leaves the bunny-swallows home.

 

[HLGStrider]

"Brave boy," Bunny-Swallow sighs. She wipes a tear from her eye and then goes inside to watch her favorite soap.

A news flash comes on
"ATTENTION!!! A FUGITIVE NAMED BOB WEARING PJ'S AND BUNNY SLIPPERS IS ON THE LOOSE. HE IS DANGEROUS. A MEMBER OF THE BUNNY GANG."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then bob remembers that Mrs bunny lived in a tree and falls down to the ground."Damn! that hurt really bad!" Bob screams. mrs bunny notices she looks down ,"you alright boy?" she asks. "Oh i'm just peachy!" he angrily responds. "you don't sound alright should I get a first aid kit." Mrs Bunny asks. "It might help" bob says with anger and sarcasim. Mrs. Bunny Brown swoops down with a first aid kit

 

[Ecthelion]

Then Bob pulls out a poop flinger gun and poops the thing with the firs aid to death. Bob laughs and runs away.

 

[HLGStrider]

The evil Bob, having turned to the dark side, is now relentlessly pursued by the brave crime fighting team of super bunny and the fox from earlier in our story.
It was not hard to find Bob because he was the only guy in bunny slippers.
The fox closed in... Just as a group of moles rushed up and started a fierce firefight.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

In the rush of the activity, bob ran away from the fighting and hid in a cave with a frog named Jerry-Bob.

 

[Kit Baggins]

Suddenly an enormous ffot (a la Monty Python) descended from the ceiling and squashed Jerry-Bob. Terrified, Bob ran out of the cave, only to be pursued by short green furry things on pogo sticks (can you tell I'm insane ?). Torn between fighting and being mercilessly bounced on, he ran back into the thick of battle.

 

[HLGStrider]

The fox saw him coming. With a cry of victory he rushed up and grabbed Bob by the collar.
"It wasn'tme!" Bob gasped. "It was my evil twin."
"Tell that to judge Willow," the fox said.

 

[Ecthelion]

Then out came The Knights of Ni! Ni NI NI they said making all around crouch to the ground then the leader of The Knights said...........

 

[HLGStrider]

"NI! Bob is our prisoner. He is the one who has offended our traditions. He must suffer the ancient torture right of ni ni ni ni ni!!!"
"NI NI NI NI NI!!!" chant the ni-ers. "NI NI NI!!!"
"Sure, take him," shrugs the fox.

 

[Elbereth]

The Knights that say "NI!" get very agitated.

"NI! NI!" *the fox jumps back in fear*

"We not only want BOB! We want you to bring us a SHRUBBERY!!!" says the leader of the knights. The other Knights chatter in agreement.

"A SHUBBERY! I CAN'T GET A SHRUBBERY!!! What do you think I am...a GARDENER!" , the fox says outraged.


"NI NI NI NI NI!!! THAT IS UNEXCEPTABLE! Weee, the knight that say NI shall take you also as prisoner as well!!!. "NI NI NI NI NI!!!" "

 

[HLGStrider]

The Ni Knights take Bob and the Fox and a couple bushes and plant them in the ground. They then start to dance around them yelling "NI NI NI NI NI".
"Is it just me or are these guys really annoying?" Fox scowls.
"Yeah.... I'll take the judge any day," Bob moans.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

In a reckless act of bravery and cunning (not to metion utter skill) the black knight recently defeated by Arthur hobbles his limless torso over to the Knights who say ni
"Have you seen this king guy around here? He wears a crown and talks about his court at camelot." he asks.
"NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,
NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI, this king has not passed by leave before you torso-man become priisoner." the Knights of ni respond.
"Oh bloody hell all I ask is if king arthur passed by and I get a migrane, bugger!" The limless knight says while amazingly moving along the ground.

 

[HLGStrider]

The delimbed knight starts to leave but trips over Bob, freeing him from the dirt. The Knights give a cry of horror.
"NI NI NI NI NI!!!"
They chase after him