RP 🎲 Cap'n Nelyafinwë's Pirate Crew

[Server Room Gremlin]

*Amras' plucks the seaweed off his head and walks over to Finwe with it.* Methinks this could be dinner, if'n there's nothing else roundabouts to work with.

*Curvo shrugs half-heartedly*
It's not the worst, for sure. 😐
*he recalls being set adrift on a raft with Tyelko after their banishment from the secret island realm of Nargothrond*

Speaking of smelling, he floats over to Curvo, and gets distracted inhaling his new clean smell.

*he raises his eyebrows bemusedly as he glances back to see the ghostling apparently... basking in his presence*

 

[Finwë]

*Fingon floats over to Finwë and places a hand on his shoulder to get his attention while eying the notorious soup sloshing across the deck* Haru, out o’ curiosity, what have ye put in yer soup? It appears the stench o’ it is turnin’ the crew as sick as sea sponges.

*Finwe looks bewildered* There's nothing wrong with my soup. They're probably all just seasick.

*Amras' plucks the seaweed off his head and walks over to Finwe with it.* Methinks this could be dinner, if'n there's nothing else roundabouts to work with.

*Finwe's eyes lit up* Thats perfect! *he takes the seaweed* Just think, I could make seaweed cookies.... I've never tried anything like that before, so it'll be something new!

 

[WatcherWraith]

The mention of seaweed cookies breaks Tiny Ghost's concentration, and his eyes snap open. He casts a surreptitious glance at the elven king. "Great King Finwë...will such weed be...of a hallucinatory nature? Tiny Ghost has heard before of the mysterious powers of 'weed'. Is...is yon seaweed...of a similar nature?"
He tries to poke the seaweed, but his fingers only pass through it.

 

[Ashley]

Well, there be but one way to find out, surely! *Amras reaches towards the seaweed with a mischievous grin*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Well, there be but one way to find out, surely! *Amras reaches towards the seaweed with a mischievous grin*

*Finno reaches out and tries to block Amras from taking it, but his hand passes through Amras'* Seaweed surely be good fer ya, but 'tleast cook it first. 'Tis better that way. Not as squishy an' mushy fer yer tongue ta swallow. *gives a shudder from having tried it that way once. Never again*

 

[Ashley]

*Finno reaches out and tries to block Amras from taking it, but his hand passes through Amras'* Seaweed surely be good fer ya, but 'tleast cook it first. 'Tis better that way. Not as squishy an' mushy fer yer tongue ta swallow. *gives a shudder from having tried it that way once. Never again*

*Amras stops at Fingon's words* Squishy an' mushy, eh? Ay, matey, that best be avoided. We don' want to spread any more seasickness 'mongst the crew.

 

[WatcherWraith]

"If we cook 'em, mayhaps the hallucigenics will be fried clean out of 'em! Or," and Tiny Ghost rubs his transluscent palms together, "they might get even stronger!"
He goes to find a pot he can lift and bring back.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Stronger hallucinogenics, ye say?


...I'm listening!

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

*Ghost Finno facepalms*

The goal is ta NOT give hallucinations to the Cap'n, or anyone else! B'sides, it just be seaweed. The worst it can do is taste fishy an' squishy. Now, if it does start causin' hallucinations, I'd be very concerned where it came from!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

But... kitties... 🥺

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

But... kitties... 🥺

*Pirate Curvo makes some soft clicking noises in the direction of the mast, and a grey cat nimbly half-scuttles, half-jumps down it to the deck*

*Curvo scoops up Yaulë and gently places him in Cap'n Nelyo's arms*

We have a ship's cat right here, cap'n bro. *gives Yaulë a little head scratch*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Tyelko zones back from his spiritual call with Eru*
Did I perhapes missed anything, my good fellows? It feels like I was long gone once more.

 

[WatcherWraith]

Coming back with both hands wrapped around a flower pot, the biggest pot he could lift, Tiny Ghost pauses to catch his phantom breath and update Tyelko. "Not much, Mighty Hunter! We's found weed, an' Cap'n hopes it'll give 'im limitless kittens. Tiny Ghost's found a pot, an' in this we'll boil the weed!"
He looks so cheerfully certain.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

...oh.
*Tyelko looks at the pot*
That ... that's not the right kind of weed, Ghostie.
Brothers... who's directing this ship and to where? Hopefully not under the effect of weeds. 😶

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

It's SEAweed! A gift from Ossë which Haru was 'bout to bake into cookies fer us, since tha rancid muffin soup went overboard. I've been try'n'ta tell them it's not suppos'd to give 'em hallucinations, but they be chantin' fer otherwise!

*gives Tyelko a ghostly pat on the back* An' welcome back, cousin. Good to have ya wit' us once more! 😊

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Brethren, friends, tis not but water. You cannot possibly smoke water. Your best chance at getting something to rejoice in is from a blowfish.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

We's found weed, an' Cap'n hopes it'll give 'im limitless kittens. Tiny Ghost's found a pot, an' in this we'll boil the weed!"

(WEED and a POT!!! I'm dying of laughter here! 🤣 )

*Pirate Curvo makes some soft clicking noises in the direction of the mast, and a grey cat nimbly half-scuttles, half-jumps down it to the deck*

*Curvo scoops up Yaulë and gently places him in Cap'n Nelyo's arms*

We have a ship's cat right here, cap'n bro. *gives Yaulë a little head scratch*

*The Cap'n gratefully snuggles Yaulë* Tis a great deal better than a hallucination, I daresay!

*Tyelko zones back from his spiritual call with Eru*
Did I perhapes missed anything, my good fellows? It feels like I was long gone once more.

Time has been a blur to me also, matey, but it gladdens me heart to see ye back here!

Brothers... who's directing this ship and to where? Hopefully not under the effect of weeds. 😶

*The Cap'n looks around*

Oh. Um... heheh. Mateys, I'll be right back. I just need to, um, check something--

*he hurries to the cabin and starts looking at maps. he looks at his protractor set but his arms are too full of kitty to use it!*