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Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 10, 2003

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Tar, and bob apologized for their rudness and rewound the event, so it occured that bob wasnt fired for sexually harrasing the snake, but for putiting to much milke into the espresso

 

HLGStrider

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• Jul 10, 2003

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Elgee stopped pouting and got Bob's job.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 10, 2003

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and the world rejoiced!

Meanwhile, back in Camelot Sir Lancelot and King Arthur were having an intense discussion.

" Sir Lancelot! I cannot believe how uncouth you are! You ate my last donut!" King Athur shouted as he stared in dismay as Lancelot shoved the last chocolate sprinkle donut in his mouth.

"I thought you were mad about me boinking your wife?" Lancelot said in confusion. King Arthur was sorely offended.

"You think that I'd allow something that foolish to get me down! I'm very offended,and what are you doing eating the last chocolate eclair now you vile pig!" King Arthur yelled in dismay as lancelot starred bewilderd with the chocolate eclair hanging out of his mouth.

"As long as it doesnt bother you Arthur, can I have that last jelly donut?" Lancelot asked, Arthur hit his head against his throne and groaned,

"NO one respects royalty anymore!" Lancelot ate the last donut and walked off

 

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• Jul 11, 2003

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And Bob said, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 11, 2003

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Bob then moved to another demension where he saw an alien.

 

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• Jul 12, 2003

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Never having seen an Alien before, Bob was not quite sure what to do with it. He put it between two slices of bread with some cheese and took a bite.

 

Feanorian

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• Jul 12, 2003

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and as he took a bite he noticed he had a nagging case of lock jaw and needed to see a dentist. Upon arriving at the dentist he quickly found out that it was a disco dance club/dentist office. He decided to dance instead of getting help. Besides the dentist was on the dance floor anyways

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 12, 2003

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So bob had the oddest tooth job known to man kind, his incisor was in the front and his two front teeth were in back...Bob was a mess!

 

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Estrella

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• Jul 13, 2003

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But the dentist was also a plastic surgeon. he got bob mixed up with someone else, and instead gave bob chin implants.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 13, 2003

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"Why did you give me chin implants! How daft

 

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• Jul 13, 2003

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The dentist did not like being questioned so he hit Bob with some laughing gas and charged him double the normal price. Bob had to sell himself into slavery to pay for it. He was bought by Howard Dean who wanted to use him as a fundraiser.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 14, 2003

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so there bob was, wandering around chicago aimlessly wearing a cardboard bilboard over his black suit and trench coat that said,
"Eat slugs now, its better than eating sluts! Support howard deans anit-slug/slut campeign!" Needless to say Bob felt he lived an unfulfilled life

 

BlackCaptain

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• Jul 14, 2003

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He went to the House of 'dem Blues, and called for the Bartender.

So he came down hee'ar
He said "Whatchu need?"
Bob said "One burbon, one scotch one beer."

Too bad Bob was under age...

 

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• Jul 15, 2003

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Nancy Drew, the Ring Wraith in charge of Under Age Drinkers, swept in to destroy Bob, but just then Howard Dean drove up in a pink yugo and yelled out, "UN-HAND MY SANDWITCH BOARD MAN, YOU INFERNAL RING WRAITH OF A TEENAGE DETECTIVE!"

Nancy Drew snapped her cat of nine tails at him and morphed into Hillary Clinton.

"The White House is mine!" she snarled. Dean fell to the ground and kissed her feet.

 

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Estrella

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• Jul 15, 2003

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and then a herd of rampaging elephants came through, crushing her.

 

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• Jul 15, 2003

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Bill, amazed at being suddenly single, invited Bob to go out partying with him and they partied the night away and two or three days and six more nights and one afternoon and two or three mornings. . .it was quite interesting.

 

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Estrella

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• Jul 15, 2003

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They went to a safari party at the zoo. There all the animals got loose, and they we're crushed by a herd of rampaging snakes.

 

BlackCaptain

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• Jul 15, 2003

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And Mr.Slitherin came in and started crying because Lord of the Rings was so desperately and purpostorously cooler than Harry Potter.

 

Tar-Ancalime

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• Jul 15, 2003

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It's really to bad bob actually wasnt underage, he just looked that way..besides bob never does know how old he is. Then Vicious, a lean mean syndicate man began to chase bob down muttering something along the lines of,
" How dare you see Julia behind my back!" Bob was quite confused and asked,
"Who are you...and who's julia???" Vicious was angerd at Bob and said,
"Aren't you spike???" Bob replied,
"Ehhh...NO!" Vicious walked off and bob wonderd what the hell that was all about

 

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• Jul 15, 2003

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so Bob being very stressed lite up a jack when he was confronted by Smokey the Bear which was curious because before then he hadent noticed he was in a forest.