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[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar, and bob apologized for their rudness and rewound the event, so it occured that bob wasnt fired for sexually harrasing the snake, but for putiting to much milke into the espresso

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee stopped pouting and got Bob's job.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and the world rejoiced!

Meanwhile, back in Camelot Sir Lancelot and King Arthur were having an intense discussion.

" Sir Lancelot! I cannot believe how uncouth you are! You ate my last donut!" King Athur shouted as he stared in dismay as Lancelot shoved the last chocolate sprinkle donut in his mouth.

"I thought you were mad about me boinking your wife?" Lancelot said in confusion. King Arthur was sorely offended.

"You think that I'd allow something that foolish to get me down! I'm very offended,and what are you doing eating the last chocolate eclair now you vile pig!" King Arthur yelled in dismay as lancelot starred bewilderd with the chocolate eclair hanging out of his mouth.

"As long as it doesnt bother you Arthur, can I have that last jelly donut?" Lancelot asked, Arthur hit his head against his throne and groaned,

"NO one respects royalty anymore!" Lancelot ate the last donut and walked off

 

[HLGStrider]

And Bob said, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob then moved to another demension where he saw an alien.

 

[HLGStrider]

Never having seen an Alien before, Bob was not quite sure what to do with it. He put it between two slices of bread with some cheese and took a bite.

 

[Feanorian]

and as he took a bite he noticed he had a nagging case of lock jaw and needed to see a dentist. Upon arriving at the dentist he quickly found out that it was a disco dance club/dentist office. He decided to dance instead of getting help. Besides the dentist was on the dance floor anyways

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

So bob had the oddest tooth job known to man kind, his incisor was in the front and his two front teeth were in back...Bob was a mess!

 

[Estrella]

But the dentist was also a plastic surgeon. he got bob mixed up with someone else, and instead gave bob chin implants.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Why did you give me chin implants! How daft

 

[HLGStrider]

The dentist did not like being questioned so he hit Bob with some laughing gas and charged him double the normal price. Bob had to sell himself into slavery to pay for it. He was bought by Howard Dean who wanted to use him as a fundraiser.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so there bob was, wandering around chicago aimlessly wearing a cardboard bilboard over his black suit and trench coat that said,
"Eat slugs now, its better than eating sluts! Support howard deans anit-slug/slut campeign!" Needless to say Bob felt he lived an unfulfilled life

 

[BlackCaptain]

He went to the House of 'dem Blues, and called for the Bartender.

So he came down hee'ar
He said "Whatchu need?"
Bob said "One burbon, one scotch one beer."

Too bad Bob was under age...

 

[HLGStrider]

Nancy Drew, the Ring Wraith in charge of Under Age Drinkers, swept in to destroy Bob, but just then Howard Dean drove up in a pink yugo and yelled out, "UN-HAND MY SANDWITCH BOARD MAN, YOU INFERNAL RING WRAITH OF A TEENAGE DETECTIVE!"

Nancy Drew snapped her cat of nine tails at him and morphed into Hillary Clinton.

"The White House is mine!" she snarled. Dean fell to the ground and kissed her feet.

 

[Estrella]

and then a herd of rampaging elephants came through, crushing her.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bill, amazed at being suddenly single, invited Bob to go out partying with him and they partied the night away and two or three days and six more nights and one afternoon and two or three mornings. . .it was quite interesting.

 

[Estrella]

They went to a safari party at the zoo. There all the animals got loose, and they we're crushed by a herd of rampaging snakes.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And Mr.Slitherin came in and started crying because Lord of the Rings was so desperately and purpostorously cooler than Harry Potter.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

It's really to bad bob actually wasnt underage, he just looked that way..besides bob never does know how old he is. Then Vicious, a lean mean syndicate man began to chase bob down muttering something along the lines of,
" How dare you see Julia behind my back!" Bob was quite confused and asked,
"Who are you...and who's julia???" Vicious was angerd at Bob and said,
"Aren't you spike???" Bob replied,
"Ehhh...NO!" Vicious walked off and bob wonderd what the hell that was all about

 

[Feanorian]

so Bob being very stressed lite up a jack when he was confronted by Smokey the Bear which was curious because before then he hadent noticed he was in a forest.