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While in the meantime BC was creating a potion that give you a spell that would drain all evilness from a person and give it to himself! It's a full proof plan, and now in Strawberry and Watermelon!
While BC planned his revenge tar, in her miko outfit, happily flirted with this black haired elf named Kirean, who was like Soooo bishie and TOTALLY Kawaiii! Even though he had a small issue with refering to himself in the third person.
Elrond(who had suspicously come back from Aman) dismissed this surfer elf and said "only I can hit on the attractive guests, you fool" and banished him. Aragorn said Arwen was flirting with the pool boy and came to talk to elrond to see what was up with his crazy daughter.
Then BC came out of no where and cast his spell on everyone! But Tar had a wierd reflection spell on so now BC was all lovey dovey. He sat in the river side picking daisey's and looking at the Clouds
Tar and Kirean were very happy together, they laughed as drunken elrond started to hit on BC. Bob and Arwen still made out. Wow, they sure had great lung capacity
Then BC took his sword and shoved it up Elronds.... toe-nail because he WAS straight and was getting uncomfortable with Elrond's proposal to send BC on a 'Quest'
Bob and Arwen eventualy turned into statues and Kane chokeslammed them. Sesshoumaru in the meantime was heart broken that his one true love was taken. He plotted revenge with the fruity BC
Another comic-book hero made his appearance.............................
Suddenly Nightcrawler teleported his way into wherever they were and started teaching Elrond how to teleport which made Elrond happy agian, meanwhile Arwen finally went back to Aragorn who had begun to work on the London subway system down underground, but Aragorn said that he had fallen in love with the dirt and would not leave it. Arwen ran back to the surface yelling about Aragorn becoming some kind of Dwarf.
And Arnold broke into the room to announce his bid for govoner of Cali and was assualted by BC, Elrond, and Tar....he is actually alot weaker then he looks.........