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[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar felt highly accomplished and spent the weekend in rivendell hitting on male elves. Bob, arwen, and frodo were really scared.

ooc: I know that!

 

[BlackCaptain]

While in the meantime BC was creating a potion that give you a spell that would drain all evilness from a person and give it to himself! It's a full proof plan, and now in Strawberry and Watermelon!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

While BC planned his revenge tar, in her miko outfit, happily flirted with this black haired elf named Kirean, who was like Soooo bishie and TOTALLY Kawaiii! Even though he had a small issue with refering to himself in the third person.

 

[Feanorian]

Elrond(who had suspicously come back from Aman) dismissed this surfer elf and said "only I can hit on the attractive guests, you fool" and banished him. Aragorn said Arwen was flirting with the pool boy and came to talk to elrond to see what was up with his crazy daughter.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ooc: thank you faenorian

Tar was distraught by this dissimisaly of the soo bishie and totally kawaii Kirean and slapped elrond.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then God sent down Kitties from Heaven. And these Kitties were immortal! And they stayed forever!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

The Eglee river dried up, because the cats were all alive, and Tar found her beloved Kirean. Bob and Arwen started to make out.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Then BC came out of no where and cast his spell on everyone! But Tar had a wierd reflection spell on so now BC was all lovey dovey. He sat in the river side picking daisey's and looking at the Clouds

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar and Kirean were very happy together, they laughed as drunken elrond started to hit on BC. Bob and Arwen still made out. Wow, they sure had great lung capacity

 

[BlackCaptain]

Then BC took his sword and shoved it up Elronds.... toe-nail because he WAS straight and was getting uncomfortable with Elrond's proposal to send BC on a 'Quest'

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar still talked with Kirin and they soon got married. Elrond was feeling a sorry for himself, but nothing helped whien bob and arwen still made out.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob and Arwen eventualy turned into statues and Kane chokeslammed them. Sesshoumaru in the meantime was heart broken that his one true love was taken. He plotted revenge with the fruity BC

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar-ancalime happily giggled knowing that both Kirin and Sesshoumaru were made by the same comic book author!

 

[Thomas Baggins]

Another comic-book hero made his appearance.............................

Suddenly Nightcrawler teleported his way into wherever they were and started teaching Elrond how to teleport which made Elrond happy agian, meanwhile Arwen finally went back to Aragorn who had begun to work on the London subway system down underground, but Aragorn said that he had fallen in love with the dirt and would not leave it. Arwen ran back to the surface yelling about Aragorn becoming some kind of Dwarf.

 

[HLGStrider]

And he had. . .the worlds only six foot five dwarf!

"Let's control the amount of making out in this story," said the editor. "It's getting repetitive."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but since this was more of an anthology....some contested the controling of making out.

 

[BlackCaptain]

and there was a big party of all the most famous comic book artists in the world that Steve Stiffler was hosting for some reason. Lots of pie...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Rumiko Takashi met with the clamp artists, and a fight broke out over who's manga was better Inuyasha or x/1999

 

[Feanorian]

And Arnold broke into the room to announce his bid for govoner of Cali and was assualted by BC, Elrond, and Tar....he is actually alot weaker then he looks.........

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

considering Tar, could easily kill him with one bolt of electricity becaues of her electromancy skills....BUT BC got in the way...ooops!