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"I'm in Bournemouth doing the fish-slapping dance with the Pantomime Horse!" Carmen yelled. And so it was that the Monty Python Lovers Guild was merged into the Bob thread, making it a kind of Bob-o-link.
But they were too fast and too furious and the flag was half mast for the matadors who turned their back to please the crowd and fell before the bull. . ." Wailed the Association.
A bunch of surfer dudes showed up, threw down the boards, and began to kowtow before a large bowl of bean dip crooning, 'Oh great bowl of enlightenment. . .grace us with your knowledge. ..grace us with your pressence. . .We are not worthy. . .we art not worthy. . ."
They worshiped the Holy Bean Dip because they had heard about the Big Bang Theory! One of the surfer dudes lit a match! He held it up in the air, and Harrison Ford, Michael Jackson and everyone started singing "We Are The World."
The Maytag fellow was very lonely. . .or was that the Whirl pool Guy? Either way, he was lonely, and he began to look for companionship. He started to sing the Beach Boys "Surfer Girl" song, hoping it would attract some attention. It did.
When he was done he donated all of the hair to Greenpeace and they used it in turn to save the whales, which Bob was trying to destroy as a race because of mental problesm
Leonardo Da Vinci loved it so much that he painted a picture of Cash. . .unfortunately he thought that Cash looked like Washington so it ended up a picture of Jefferson. . .I'm not sure how.