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[Valdarmyr]

"I'm in Bournemouth doing the fish-slapping dance with the Pantomime Horse!" Carmen yelled. And so it was that the Monty Python Lovers Guild was merged into the Bob thread, making it a kind of Bob-o-link.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

The harrison fords rejoiced and decided to race like they did in American Grafitii.

 

[HLGStrider]

But they were too fast and too furious and the flag was half mast for the matadors who turned their back to please the crowd and fell before the bull. . ." Wailed the Association.

"What bowl?" asked Bob O Link.

 

[Feanorian]

the bowl of enlightenment that is

 

[HLGStrider]

A bunch of surfer dudes showed up, threw down the boards, and began to kowtow before a large bowl of bean dip crooning, 'Oh great bowl of enlightenment. . .grace us with your knowledge. ..grace us with your pressence. . .We are not worthy. . .we art not worthy. . ."

 

[Valdarmyr]

They worshiped the Holy Bean Dip because they had heard about the Big Bang Theory! One of the surfer dudes lit a match! He held it up in the air, and Harrison Ford, Michael Jackson and everyone started singing "We Are The World."

 

[Turin]

But then the Knights who say Ni came in and scared everyone away back to the drycleaners from where they came.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and they were kenmore too!~

 

[HLGStrider]

The Maytag fellow was very lonely. . .or was that the Whirl pool Guy? Either way, he was lonely, and he began to look for companionship. He started to sing the Beach Boys "Surfer Girl" song, hoping it would attract some attention. It did.

 

[Turin]

Then the blue sony alien guy came and he started eating potatos.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And the RCA Dalmations came and joined the potato chip eating party. Where were the Fish to go along with the chips?!

 

[Turin]

Then PJ comes in and starts shaving his beard which was...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so big it did more damage than the biblical flood

 

[BlackCaptain]

When he was done he donated all of the hair to Greenpeace and they used it in turn to save the whales, which Bob was trying to destroy as a race because of mental problesm

 

[Turin]

But the hair consumed Bob but he had a...

 

[HLGStrider]

magic needle through which camels were constantly traveling through. ..

 

[Turin]

And he sewed a sweater with the magic needle and gave it to George Washington who wore it while choping down the potato tree with his guitar.

 

[Feanorian]

which belonged to Johhny Cash who wrote a new song called "Dog named pizza-face" it was an inter-galactic hit

 

[HLGStrider]

Leonardo Da Vinci loved it so much that he painted a picture of Cash. . .unfortunately he thought that Cash looked like Washington so it ended up a picture of Jefferson. . .I'm not sure how.

 

[Feanorian]

and Jefferson said " GOD SAVE THE QUEEN................of MORDOR!!!!"

at this point Tar interjected with a public service announcement to the free people of Mordor....it went like this.................................