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OOC: You never know what may come out of my insane mind, though I make no claims of brilliancy myself...

IC:
Suddenly someone points a remote control at the TV screen, and the motion picture starts to fast-forward. Everything is going insanely fast, and Bob cannot even begin to think - he is just pushed on by the remote control. Then he sprouts an antenna out of his head and turns into a little remote control racecar going round and round a dirt track.
 
Than is dressed like a flapper and is doing the charleston. Arwen sees bob while she is out with glorfindel...bob and arwen make eye contact. Bob leaves immeaditly and goes to the make out room and sees Arwen thier without glorifindel...
 
Trapped inside the rubber ducky Bob makes a desperate plea for mercy. Glorfindel tries to cut his head off in response, but Bob is transformed by the fish into a pancake... He then spends fifty years as a man-hole cover.
 
By the time the fifty years are up, Bob is so covered with mud and grime, that he can barely breath, and he doesn't even look like a pancake anymore! So he goes into a car wash to try to wash himself off and succeeds in washing himself down the drain. He is falling, falling, apart and down - yes down again.
 
Glorfindel was exhasparated from the search of bob, went around the world,and one fateful day with glorifindel right in front of him. and bob became bob form again....but with a great amount of luck...he was changed into a figure of Legolas
 
and immediately attacked by a thousand, screaming, teenage girls....
 
where he promptly turns back into Legolas again and is chased down the river by the many girls, who are all wearing purple bikinis.
 
than a strange freakish girl name Alysca binds Legolas and takes him hostage in her room where she forces him to do her math homework
 
"SAVE ME!!! " Bob begs... then a tall, dark haired guy does Bob's math and sets him free in return for a copy of the new Command and Conquer game... Bob leaves the guy to his computer game and goes home and gets in bed.
 
however still looking like legolas he wakes up the folowing morning and his house is surrounded by thousands of screaming girls
 
He throws his bunny slippers at them then jumps through the hole in his floor.... landing in Arwen's arms... of course, she thinks he is Orlando Bloom and wants his autograph. Bob autographs her Yellow pokka dot bikini and continues on his way through the land of the pants eating plants.
 
And arwen follows him and thinking he's legolas does (wouldn't we all) than he said,"I'm not orlando bloom, I'm bob! Your old Boyfriend."
 
Inside the plants stomach bob says,"What arwen? I love you...I would've never become a pervy hobbit fancier like aragorn...but arwen..please...please...please...please " but bob's voice fades out of all perception and bob is slowly being digested
 
Aragorn and his twin sons were wandering around the land of the plants when they suddenly sight a large one with a bulge in the middle. Aragorn cuts it open to investigate and a stinky Bob falls out.
"Can we keep it?" ask the boys. Aragorn puts Bob on a leesh and feeds him Dog Food.
 
Than Bob(or orlando), is taken home and ARagorns teenage daughter insists on letting orlando (or bob) sleep in her room with her.
 
She forces Bob to entertain her with Shadow Puppets all night while she listens to depressing music... Bob tries to jump out the window, but is still attached to the leesh. She has no mercy and uses him for a tether ball.
 
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