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[Tar-Ancalime]

"Drat, well try that Frodo guy, he's kinda cute.wait sam'll kill you...um try Legolas."

 

[HLGStrider]

Aragorn runs and hides in Fangorn and marries the last of the Entwives.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than arwen tells his wife he's a pervy hobbit fancier

 

[HLGStrider]

and she not so hastily leaves him... then ELGEE enters the scene yelling "I don't care!!! He's mine!!!" Aragorn is carted away and never heard from again.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

*catches breath from laughing so hard*

Elgee puts aragorn on a leash and pets him. Meanwhile bob is helping arwen pick out the perfect nightie

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee let's Aragorn lie down on a pile of Oriental rugs and feeds him grapes by hand... she then offers him a massage...

Bob picks out a green silk nighty which will look so good with Arwen's eyes... She then goes punk on him, dies her hair pink, and pierces her nose. Bob faints.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

But bob found out it was all an illusion...suddenly found arwen calling him a sweetie and bob began to feel like he was replacing the lost link that zelda took out in his life. Arwen was replacing it.

 

[HLGStrider]

Unfortunately Zelda had heard about this Elf babe messing with her man. She showed up in army fatigues with a Bazooka and grednade launcher and blew up Arwen's standard she was making for Bob to take to Gondor...

Just when Zelda and Arwen were about to face off Elgee showed up with a pair of half Numenorean Twins....
"What?" Elgee swallows.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

they ignore stupid Elgee who refuses to eat omlets with cheese. and fight over bob...Arwen kills Zelda

 

[HLGStrider]

"Gosh," thinks Elgee. "She remembers the omeletes... I just wanted to give the ham to my cats... Well, come along boys. Daddy is going to take you for a tour of his castle today..."

Eowyn shows up and views the carnage.

"Really, Faramir, darling, I am glad we distanced ourselves from these people..." she says in a snooty English accent.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then the harrison fords attack arwen and bob and take them prisoner...

 

[Elbereth]

In prison Bob and Arwen are forced to listen to Jack Black and his band Tenacious D perform shirtless. Arwen is disgusted by this but Bob becomes increasingly intrigued. By the end of the performance...Bob jumps up on stage and joins Jack Black in a rocking performance of "Kielbasa"...However, Bob sings so horribly out of tune that the Harrison Fords are forced to shoot him with a tranquilizer gun to shut him up...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Then the Harrison Fords carry Bob off to the White House where he meets Elgee as the new president. She has got about 50,000 cats roaming free about the place, and the only thing she will say to politicians is, "Meoooooow!" Bob passes out from the terrifying happenings and wonders where in the hec the Harrison Fords ended up. Only when he wakes up does he find them - in downtown D.C. getting a manicure!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than Usama bin Laden kidnaps Bob, arwen, the cats, Harrison ford gang and elgee.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee's cats attack with vengeance. She then asks Harrison Ford to be her vice president just in case Air Force One is ever taken by the evil Russian.s

 

[Samwise_hero]

Harrison Ford hastily agrees. A week later they are on their first flight on Air force One together when it is taken over by Darth Vadar. The plane suddenly goes into a tail spin heading straight for the ocean. As the plane hits the water a faint cry is heard, I LOVE YOU HARRISON!
(Sorry Elgee didn't mean to send you into the ocean)
Suddenly Elgee grows a tail and can breathe under water. elgee is a merperson!!! But sadly Harrison Ford dies AGAIN!.........In the underwater paradise, under the water, there is a merman who looks just like Aragorn.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but than they wake up and they're still in the Gap at rohan, and bob is picking out more nighties for arwen

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Bob picks up a very odd purple one. Attatched to the straps is a hot pink horse head. He holds it up to Arwen and coos, "ohhhhhh, that's perfect!" Arwen buys it and decides to leave the rest of her $100 for later. The two then leave the Gap of Rohan and accidentally fall into a time warp and are warped back to the year 1985. "1885!!" screams Bob. "NO NO NO NO!" The two of them immediately run into Doc, who is about to be shot by Biff Tannen. Biff sees Arwen, who has put on the horse nighty, and runs away frightened to death (yes, literally, to death), and Doc falls head over heals in love with Arwen and shoots Clara with a gun. Time is about to colapse when...

 

[Elbereth]

A flying Delorien screeches through the air and lands...Marty gets out and tells Doc that he is going to die within 24 hours and that the killer was going to be some guy named Bob....

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Doc's eyes grow wide. "Great Scott!" he exclaims in a high, squeaky voice. He turns and looks at Bob who is looking quite scared. "Well," says Doc, "let's put him in the Dolorean and ship him to the year 1776."

"Doc!" exclaims Marty, "that won't work! If we ship him there we won't be able to get back to the future ourselves - besides it'll be raining."

"You're right Marty," squeaks Doc, grabbing a curling iron and beginning to curl his hair. He then pulls out a gun and shoots Bob. Arwen runs howling.