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the limbless knight rolls his eyes and says,"bloody morons." while hobbling away
 
"I hate it when this happens," scowls the fox. He is then approached by the chief knight who is carrying a blender, a six pack of Coronas, a live chicken, and an electric cattle prod.
"This does not look good," Bob thinks.
 
"BOO!!!" yells the fox...which scares the chicken...causing the knight to fall over, droping both the cattle prod and the six pack of corronnas in the process.

Bob starts laughing, but then the fox, nudges him to get moving and the two run out of the forrest...with the angry sounds of "NI!" trailing behind them!
 
Soon they come to a giant castle. The fox and Bob yell "hello? Can someone let us up please?" Soon a French sticks his head over the window. "Go away!" 'No we need a place to hide!' "We will not let you. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of enderberries!" Soon after cows and other animals fly over the castle at Bob and the Fox.
 
Bob turns to the fox...

"Is it just me...or did we walk into a Monty Python movie?"

The fox opens his mouth to respond...when a spotted cow lands on him...squishing him to a pulp.
 
Soon the Knights who say NI come after Bob and find the castle fring animals. The knights get abgry so the battle "NI NI NI NI NI NI!" said the knights "MOO MOO WOOF MEOW!" Bob slipped out and watched the battle.
 
"Okay, that was wrong," Bob breathes. He then takes off and dives into the moat. He hears a familiar John Williams theme... Da-da... IT IS HALISTER! THE EVIL SEA MONSTER WHO LIKES JOHN WILLIAMS THEMES!!!

Halister starts humming the Imperial March from Star Wars. To battle him Bob starts a selection of Star Trek themes.
"I HAVE FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART..."
 
Then a big nuclear missle falls out of the sky and..............
 
the bomb proves to be defective...and falls into pieces...landing all over the moat ...angering the EVIL SEA MONSTER. He then ignores Bob, as he swims to and fro complaining and muttering to himself.
 
Bob, however, has been struck by a piece of falling misile and has lost what wits he has. He is immediately transported to another world where Captain Picard and Janeway are fighting Kirk and Archer for superiority. This lasts until Spock leads a counter attack and hits Bob on the head again.He falls back to earth, right on top of Halister.
 
and then in some freak accident(or unlikely happening) Bob is teleported to the Millenium falcon where he finds Han Solo and Leia organa making out
 
"Stop that right now, young man!" Bob here's himself burst out.
"Why should I?" Han scowls.
"I am your father!!!"
"I thought you were Luke's father," Leia frowns.
"No that's... uh... wait... Never mind," Bob decides. He then disconnects the hyperdrive and gets carried off by a mynock.
 
and the Falcon shoots off into space, barely missing a supernova. VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Bob, hanging on to the back with the mynock eating his toes, is severely shaken.
 
than they go back to the falcon and face the empire starship avenger...Vader's plan fails to capture luke becasue no bait is there.Bob lands in vaders arms after being flung through space
 
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He knocks Vader's hat off, revealing Meg Ryan.

"MY SECRET IS OUT!!!" She/he weeps.
 
Vader calls in Dr. Von Trapp Von Eidenheiden Von Schimdt Von Trap, the evil Natzi torture guy to take Bob away. Deep the the Star Destroyer's belly, the evil Dr. begins his interrogation.
"We have ways of making you talk..."
"Well, I when I was a kid my parents bought me a quick sand box. I was an only child... eventually..."
 
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