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Interestingly enough he found himself driving to the airport, presenting tickets he didn't know he had, and boarding a flight to America.
 
Ubnfotunately, ( that word appears a lot in this story) the plane was shot down by an Iraqi missle that the US didn't know THEY had, and Bob began to fall, fall , fall, down, down, down...
 
Luckily he landed more or less exactly where he was headed.

Which was to Washington state.
 
In Phoenix of course! There he met up with Wonko the Sane, decided that he'd rather spend his time somewhere were there were much more interesting people and took a flight to Taiwan, there he met up with Rogue. The became great friends,and it was the best time bob's had in this whole pathetic stroy.
 
But then he fell... but he fell up! Then he hit the moon, bounced off the planet Vulcan, and danced with Orion.
 
Which was strange because a) Wonks lives not in Phoenix, b) the planet vulcan does not exist, and c) Orion is quite decidedly straight.
 
And Bob hitched a lift on the next passing Arcturan Mega-Freighter and ended up somewhere in the star system surrounding Kakrafoon.
 
After landing in the star system, some local Kakrafoonians swung by and gave him a lift. Then they whipped out the probe...

Needless to say, Bob had heard about these and jumped out of the Kakrafoonian ship only to land in a tub of alien waste. Except this waste tasted like strawberries...
 
Bob decided he was starving, besides, how could he possibly know it was Kakrafoonian wste he was about to eat?

Yum bob said as he finished his meal. Then he happened to glance at his reflection on the cargo holders wall. AAAAAAAAAHHHH! I've turned into a half Kakrafoonian!
 
Bob stared in amazement and terror at his purple furry skin and long yellow hair down to his waist. Bob realized that he was not only turning into a half Kakrafoonian, but a female one as well!!!
 
And so he locked himself inside a Kakrafoonian bedroom for a while, as any male suddenly turned female would do, and he didn't come out for approximately....
 
Remarked surprisingly on the fact that Kakrafoonians seem to reproduce a-sexually and he now had close to 4million offspring.

All of which were green, and bore the name "Zem"...
 
which was very annoying because when he wanted only one of them they all came
 
And when he tried to get one to do something and he didn't do it Bob had no way of knowing which one to punish.
 
*muscly

And the Zems didn't get taught the lesson nearly well enough seeing as since Bob had so many bottoms to spank nobody really got too many.
 
And Lord Caravon's dog started to HOWL!

And the Zems attacked. Only the MIB could save him now.
 
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