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[Dáin Ironfoot I]

And then, a giant boot came out of nowhere and kicked Bob halfway across the universe until he landed on top of the Eiffel Tower in France on a planet called Earth. He realized he was in the year 2002 and he was a human again!

OOC: WOO HOO I GOT MY HOME COUNTRY IN THIS THREAD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!

 

[HLGStrider]

All the French were wearing berrets, smoking cigirettes, and speaking with Clousou accents... Do you see that minkey? I will not stop until the case is Solve-ed!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then they got shot for speaking with Clousou accents cos Clousou accents are naff.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

or so they said but really it was even hip in italy!

 

[Celebthôl]

but we are in france and the British don't like it!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And the British are always right...

Except with their immigration laws. Which Bob spat at and threw out to sea.

 

[Rogue666666]

But because Bob spat out the British immigration laws he was doomed to live in France and never go to England. In France, he slowly began to starve because he coudn't figure out how to chew their bread, it was so repulsive.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than he decided to visit the Tai-chi house in Taiwan and talk to master Gohemdamea

 

[HLGStrider]

But master G tai-paied him and not nearly minimum wage either... GET IT? TAI-PAYED?

 

[Celebthôl]

errr i dont though im sure i should (im a bit dumb :'( )
so bob was sader and worked 24/7 for next to nuthing

 

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

and then Bob died...

but behold! Due to Bobs prior experience with the Kafrokoonians, his DNA was mutated to reproduce one last time at death.

Thus, Bobette was created and buried Bob's body and moved to Africa and became Queen of Gh'oaska.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Until such time as a sea monster regurgitated Britain's immgiration laws in quite a cohesive way which was completely conducive to harmless American girls moving to Britain.

And as Bobette was now a harmless American girl who just happened to be Queen Gh'oaska she was allowed to move to England.

YAY! Finally!

 

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

But unfortunately, Bobette got ensnared within the British CIA. She learnd that the Brits were planning a nuclear attack on France!!! Knowing that France was superior to GB in all ways (espec. immigration laws), she escaped GB and told the French government what she had learned.

So... France nuked the island of GB, after burning its immigration laws, of course.

Thus Bobette became La Reine de la France.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Which quite angered a great deal sexily-accented Brits and they killed all the French people. The End.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

such a shame too a great tale

 

[HLGStrider]

But no... it could never end... It went on... like a timewarp when Voyager was struck by a beam and Checotay had to go back and fix things... Why Checotay? Why the weird, second in command guy with the stupid tatoo and a voice like Mr. Rogers? Why not Tuvok? Or Harry? Harry never gets spotlighted. The Dr. would make things interesting... Tom would if you could trust him... Don't get me wrong. I love Tom, I had a short crush on Tom, but he is too much fun to put into something that serious and weird...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

we thought it was over...I loved him and he left me for a one night stand with CONRAD BIRDIE!!!

 

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

So confused....

 

[Ecthelion]

Me too........

 

[HobbitGirl]

"Of course you're confused! You're supposed to be confused! What other way is there to be besides confused?!?!" Bob shouted, having no idea what he was saying and hopping on one foot.